Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Wednesday's eye-catching headlines

President Obama says he will get the www.healthcare.gov website "fixed ASAP" but unless he's developed some superb computer software/hardware skills since taking office; I suspect he's referring to lighting a fire under those who will be held responsible.

David Welch got into his car in September and drove off.  Now his body has been discovered in a Utah desert, hundreds of miles from his home in Kansas.  He apparently drove off the road and was trapped in the car.  One of his last acts was to pen love notes to his wife of more than three decades and their children.

Rapper/singer Chris Brown is going to spend "...as much as three months" in rehab, following his latest arrest.  Whether or not the judge who will decide on sending him to prison for parole violations will be impressed, is another story.

There's a "new" blooper reel out there from the first Star Wars trilogy.  Rather than share that, I thought some of you might find this "edited" version of Samuel L. Jackson as "Mace Windu" amusing:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMdmTfJ7So4

An Irvine woman has pleaded guilty to charges of trying to frame a school volunteer she believed had mistreated her child.  Jill Bjorkholm Easter will serve 120 days in county jail and do 100 hours of community service.  Her husband, Kent Wycliff Easter faces up to three years in state prison in the case.  Both are lawyers.

Pete Jacob Lara was working as an apprentice embalmer in Lancaster when he allegedly stole gold crowns from bodies in his charge.  He will be arraigned on more than two dozen felony counts, including possession of methamphetamines, grand theft by embezzlement, and 23 counts of second-degree burglary.

The most recent disclosure from leaker Edward Snowden accuses the NSA of secretly intercepting data in transit to Google and Yahoo servers located outside of the U.S., which would be outside the jurisdiction of the Foreign Intelligence Oversight Court.  It should be noted that the leaked documents do not state the NSA was accessing data centers as Snowden alleges.

Data from the Treasury Department shows the U.S. budget deficit now stands at only $680 billion, the smallest deficit since 2008.  (Reporter's note, I don't think it's worth getting excited over the fact we were able to reduce how much we overspend our income to "only" 2/3rds of a trillion dollars)

While Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was testifying before Congress, the "Obamacare" website was down.  Coincidence?

A Marines Corps reserve officer is facing a Board of Inquiry into a disclosure of classified information he made that may cost him his military career.  Major Jason Brezler is normally an elite New York firefighter but he is a Marine reservist and he disclosed classified information in what he claims was an attempt to save the lives of U.S. personnel in Afghanistan.

In North Dakota, the plan of a woman to hand out letters about obesity to children she finds to be "moderately obese", rather than candy, is drawing criticism from experts in childhood obesity.  (Reporter's note:  she needs to mind her own business.  If she feels guilty over contributing to the problem, just don't buy any candy and turn off the porch light.)

When Robert Taylor of St. Charles Parish, LA got his premium bill for his National Flood Insurance Program policy, he was taken aback at the amount of the increase.  What had been a $400 annual premium will now cost him $15,500.

A student at Morgan State University in Baltimore says he was rejected by a fraternity because he is gay.  The university has launched an investigation.

In Buffalo, NY a bus driver saw a woman on the wrong side of the fence on a bridge.  He stopped the bus and saved the woman.

Social media is buzzing about an incident in Wisconsin where a puppy was shot and killed with an arrow.  Police are investigating.

Chris Brown's check-in to a rehab facility is bad news for two entertainment venues, one in L.A. and one in Las Vegas, where he was scheduled to be the host of Halloween parties.  One was cancelled and one will go on without him.

Guy Fieri probably wouldn't have gotten into a fistfight with his hairdresser if he'd known someone would record the event for posterity.

Phil Jackson thinks that Lamar Odom may have burned his bridges with the L.A. Lakers and his chances of returning to the club where he was part of championships are remote.

Translation required

Mike Rogers is a Republican from Michigan who is a member of Congress and head of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.  Apparently you don't have to have a lot of intelligence to rise to that position based on this exchange (the key moment comes after 2:20 in the tape):

The head of the most powerful committee that deals with U.S. intelligence gathering just said "you can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy was violated" and I find that truly offensive.  If a woman is given GHB and then raped, she didn't know she was raped.  So in the mind of Mike Rogers, Republican from Michigan, she wasn't raped.

Using the supremely twisted pretzel logic of Congressman Rogers, if I steal someone's wallet, they weren't robbed until they discover it missing.  If someone were to murder someone else, they aren't a murderer unless and until they are caught.  What makes this even more frightening and offensive is that prior to being elected to serve in Congress, Rogers was an FBI Special Agent.  Before that, he was a commissioned officer in the U.S. Army.

At what point did his moral center dissolve?  At what point did he become Oliver North?

Unless there's another translation to his comments that someone can offer.

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I was able to join one of my good friends for an evening of trivia last night and I brought some of the questions home to share.  The answers will follow the questions.

1.  Name one of the two teams that competed for the 2013 American League Championship Series.

2.  Name the Swedish wrestler who appeared in a number of movies directed by Ed Wood.

3.  When Charlie Brown went trick-or-treating during the special "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown", what did people put in his bag instead of candy?

4.  The Duke boys drove the General Lee on the TV show "Dukes of Hazzard".  What kind of car did their sister, Daisy Duke, drive?

5.   In which decade was the very first Presidential election?

6.  What is the most popular Halloween candy?

7.  What is the longest running public service announcement campaign focused on safety?

8.  What are the four main components of human blood?

9.  What is the name for the group of animals that begin life breathing through gills and later on use lungs to breathe?

10.  What was the last National Hockey League Team to win both the Stanley Cup and the President's Trophy in the same season?

11.  Name the Oscar winning film in which Jessica Lange goes nuts while Tommy Lee Jones detonates nukes.

12.  In what meter were most of William Shakespeare's works written?

13.  What maker of alcoholic beverages opened their first brewery in 1759 at St. James Gate, Dublin?


Don't cheat. :)

Answers:

1.  The Boston Red Sox or the Detroit Tigers
2.  Tor Johnson or Tor Johansson (either is acceptable, the first one was his stage name)
3.  Charlie Brown received rocks.
4.  Daisy Duke drove a Plymouth Roadrunner for a few episodes in season 1 before switching to a Jeep.
5.  George Washington was elected in 1788, making the decade the 1780s.
6.  Candy corn is the most popular Halloween candy.
7.  The answer is the Smokey the Bear campaign
8.  Red blood cells (erythrocytes), white blood cells (leukocytes), platelets (thrombocytes), and plasma.
9.  Amphibians
10.  The Chicago Blackhawks (last season)
11.  "Blue Sky"
12.  Iambic Pentameter
13.  Guinness

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A number of people who are receiving Social Security benefits think that the upcoming 1.5% Cost of Living Adjustment is not enough.

They're entitled to that opinion.  I don't agree with it.  The cost of things isn't going up by more than 1.5% from the start of 2013 through January 1st of next year.  It just isn't.  Adjusted for inflation, the price of gasoline on average has risen only two cents since 2008.  Milk prices in October of 2013 are down from those in January of the same year.

Yes the 1.5% increase is lower than last year's.  But at least it is an increase.

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Random Ponderings:

I got a phone call today from one of the other instructors in the area.  Turns out during her first year with the company, I was her first instructor.  Once she reminded me of that fact, I was very jazzed to hear she'd become an instructor.  I just love seeing my former students doing well.  It makes me feel the work I put into teaching is well worth it.

Loretta Lynn cancelling two shows due to exhaustion isn't surprising.  She's 81 years old.  Anyone who moans or otherwise complains because they don't get to see her show needs to chill out.

The residents of Irwindale complaining about the "odor" from the plant that makes Sriracha sauce must have sensitive snouts. 

How ironic is it that the Navy's newest destroyer, the USS Zumwalt (first in a new class of guided-missile destroyer) will be commanded by Captain James Kirk?  Wonder if "T" is his middle initial?  And no, his executive officer is not named Spock.  It's Commander Jeffrey Hickox.

I think the woman who cashed in her winning lottery ticket for $100,000 in Virginia with only four hours before the jackpot would have expired will keep better track of her tickets in the future.

Considering that the Boston Red Sox haven't won a World Series at home since 1918, I'm not surprised that scalpers are getting huge prices for tickets to Game 6.

Job applicants who list references without knowing that the individual/company listed will give them a good recommendation deserve what they get.  I read one anecdote where the hiring manager called for a reference on someone they were about to hire and was told "....we canned that guy three years ago."

Wonder if any of the "Barker's Beauties" who sued him for sexual harassment or discrimination will be there when The Price is Right celebrates his 90th birthday later this year?

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This Date In History:

758 – Guangzhou is sacked by Arab and Persian pirates.
1137 – Battle of Rignano between Ranulf of Apulia and Roger II of Sicily.
1226 – Tran Thu Do, head of the Tran clan of Vietnam, forces Ly Hue Tong, the last emperor of the Ly dynasty, to commit suicide.
1270 – The Eighth Crusade and siege of Tunis end by an agreement between Charles I of Sicily (brother to King Louis IX of France, who had died months earlier) and the sultan of Tunis.
1340 – Portuguese and Castilian forces halt a Marinid invasion at the Battle of Río Salado.
1485 – King Henry VII of England is crowned.
1501 – Ballet of Chestnuts – a banquet held by Cesare Borgia in the Papal Palace where fifty prostitutes or courtesans are in attendance for the entertainment of the guests.
1657 – Spanish forces fail to retake Jamaica at the Battle of Ocho Rios during the Anglo-Spanish War.
1806 – Believing he is facing a much larger force, Prussian Lieutenant General Friedrich von Romberg, commanding 5,300 men, surrendered the city of Stettin to 800 French soldiers commanded by General Lassalle.
1831 – In Southampton County, Virginia, escaped slave Nat Turner is captured and arrested for leading the bloodiest slave rebellion in United States history.
1863 – Danish Prince Wilhelm arrives in Athens to assume his throne as George I, King of the Hellenes.
1864 – Second Schleswig War ends. Denmark renounces all claim to Schleswig, Holstein and Lauenburg, which come under Prussian and Austrian administration.
1864 – Helena, Montana is founded after four prospectors discover gold at "Last Chance Gulch".
1888 – Rudd Concession granted by King Lobengula of Matabeleland to agents of Cecil Rhodes led by Charles Rudd.
1894 – Domenico Melegatti obtains a patent for a procedure to be applied in producing pandoro industrially.
1905 – Czar Nicholas II of Russia grants Russia's first constitution, creating a legislative assembly.
1918 – The Ottoman Empire signs an armistice with the Allies, ending the First World War in the Middle East.
1920 – The Communist Party of Australia is founded in Sydney.
1922 – Benito Mussolini is made Prime Minister of Italy.
1925 – John Logie Baird creates Britain's first television transmitter.
1929 – The Stuttgart Cable Car is constructed in Stuttgart, Germany.
1938 – Orson Welles broadcasts his radio play of H. G. Wells's The War of the Worlds, causing anxiety in some of the audience in the United States.
1941 – World War II: Franklin Delano Roosevelt approves U.S. $1 billion in Lend-Lease aid to the Allied nations.
1941 – 1,500 Jews from Pidhaytsi (in western Ukraine) are sent by Nazis to Belzec extermination camp.
1942 – Lt. Tony Fasson, Able Seaman Colin Grazier and canteen assistant Tommy Brown from HMS Petard board U-559, retrieving material which would lead to the decryption of the German Enigma code.
1944 – Anne Frank and sister Margot Frank are deported from Auschwitz to the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
1945 – Jackie Robinson of the Kansas City Monarchs signs a contract for the Brooklyn Dodgers to break the baseball color barrier.
1947 – The General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT), which is the foundation of the World Trade Organisation (WTO), is founded.
1950 – Pope Pius XII witnesses the "Miracle of the Sun" while at the Vatican.
1953 – Cold War: U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower formally approves the top secret document National Security Council Paper No. 162/2, which states that the United States' arsenal of nuclear weapons must be maintained and expanded to counter the communist threat.
1960 – Michael Woodruff performs the first successful kidney transplant in the United Kingdom at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary.
1961 – Nuclear testing: The Soviet Union detonates the hydrogen bomb Tsar Bomba over Novaya Zemlya; at 50 megatons of yield, it is still the largest explosive device ever detonated, nuclear or otherwise.
1961 – Because of "violations of Lenin's precepts", it is decreed that Joseph Stalin's body be removed from its place of honour inside Lenin's tomb and buried near the Kremlin wall with a plain granite marker instead.
1965 – Vietnam War: Just miles from Da Nang, United States Marines repel an intense attack by wave after wave of Viet Cong forces, killing 56 guerrillas.
1970 – In Vietnam, the worst monsoon to hit the area in six years causes large floods, kills 293, leaves 200,000 homeless and virtually halts the Vietnam War.
1972 – A collision between two commuter trains in Chicago kills 45 and injures 332.
1973 – The Bosphorus Bridge in Istanbul, Turkey is completed, connecting the continents of Europe and Asia over the Bosphorus for the second time.
1974 – The Rumble in the Jungle boxing match between Muhammad Ali and George Foreman takes place in Kinshasa, Zaire.
1975 – Prince Juan Carlos becomes Spain's acting head of state, taking over for the country's ailing dictator, Gen. Francisco Franco.
1980 – El Salvador and Honduras sign a peace treaty to put the border dispute fought over in 1969's Football War before the International Court of Justice.
1983 – The first democratic elections in Argentina after seven years of military rule are held.
1985 – Space Shuttle Challenger lifts off for mission STS-61-A, its final successful mission.
1987 – In Japan, NEC releases the first 16-bit (fourth generation) video game console, the PC Engine, which is later sold in other markets under the name TurboGrafx-16.
1991 – The Madrid Conference for Middle East peace talks opens.

Famous Folk Born On October 30th:

Julia the Elder
Emperor Chukyo
John Adams
Martha Jefferson
William Halsey, Jr.
Ezra Pound
Charles Atlas
Ruth Gordon
Bill Terry
Joe Adcock
Louis Malle
Dick Vermeil
Grace Slick
Ed Lauter (RIP)
Henry Winkler (one of my favorite people)
Harry Hamlin
Kevin Pollak
Diego Maradona
Michael Beach
Gavin Rossdale
Ben Bailey
Nia Long
Edge
Amanda Swofford
Kareem Rush
Ivanka Trump

Today we get two sets of movie quotes because I couldn't decide between Ruth Gordon and Louis Malle, both nominated multiple times for Oscars (Gordon eventually won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar) and both worthy of recognition:

From Malle's masterpiece, "Atlantic City"

(referring to Atlantic City)
Lou: Yes, it used to be beautiful - what with the rackets, whoring, guns.

#2

Lou: I'm a lover!
Grace Pinza: Numbnuts!

#3

Chrissie: Oh, I never use seatbelts. I don't believe in gravity.

And now, from my favorite film appearance of Ruth Gordon (I know, it's lowbrow):

Cholla: [the Black Widows have shown up at Philo's home, Ma Boggs is on the porch, they pull their bikes into her yard and Cholla pulls up on the porch] Say, old lady, where's Philo Beddoe?
Ma Boggs: How the hell do I know? Get off my porch with that thing. Get off my property!
Cholla: You're uh... you're not very hospitable.
Ma Boggs: Hospitable my ass. Get off my porch!
Cholla: Very well, if you insist.
[Cholla chains his bike to a support on the front porch, pulling it down... bikers laugh, Ma pulls out a pump-action shotgun]
Woody: [seeing the gun] Alright lady... put down that gun now!
[bikers dive out of her way]
Woody: I'm warning you lady! Put down that gun now!
[Ma fires and bike next to Woody explodes... she shoots several other bikes as they're attempting to flee]
Ma Boggs: [during a recoil] Oof!
Woody: [running after his gang on foot] Wait for me!
Ma Boggs: [seeing the flaming bikes on her lawn... to herself] First the police, and I told those boys not to leave a vulnerable old lady all alone!
[goes inside with gun]
Ma Boggs: Hospitable? Horseshit!

#2

Waitress: [to Elmo after the Widows question her about Philo's whereabouts] You want to talk, take a walk. You want to eat, take a seat.
[diner erupts into laughter]
Frank: [to fat man at counter] What're you laughing at, lard ass?
Fat Man: [fuming] I tell you what. You turn around and walk out that door, and I'll forget what you said.
[looks up at Frank, grinning]
Fat Man: And I won't tell everybody you drink horse piss!
[waitress and patrons giggle]
Frank: Elmo, Cholla, did you hear what he just said?
Cholla: [fiercely] I heard it.
Waitress: [taking fat man's plate] I'll just keep this warm for you, Lester.
Frank: Okay bigmouth, let's go.
Waitress: [to fat man] You want me to keep a piece of that lemon merangue?
Fat Man: Yeah, this won't take but a minute.
[to Frank]
Fat Man: Let's go, cutes!
[all exit to watch the fight]

#3

Ma Boggs: [Ma has just learned of Philo and Orville's trip plans... turning to Philo] What're you gonna do with the baboon?
Philo Beddoe: Orangutan, Ma. Clyde's an orangutan.
Ma Boggs: [scoffs] Well, what's the difference?
Philo Beddoe: 12 ribs. Just like you and me.
Ma Boggs: [persistent] What're you gonna do with him?
Philo Beddoe: He's coming with me. Come on, Clyde!
[Clyde enters back of camper]
Ma Boggs: Well, when are you comin' back?
[turns to Orville and repeats same question]
Orville Boggs: Whenever it's time, Ma!
Ma Boggs: [shruggs, exasperated] It just don't seem right to leave an old lady alone. And what about my goddamn license?
[they drive off... to herself]
Ma Boggs: This is... it's just...
[walks off]
Ma Boggs: Twelve ribs... I don't believe any of that shit!

#4

Ma Boggs: Twelve ribs, my ass!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Pedantry versus accuracy

Over the weekend I was working on an obituary of the legendary Hal Needham for the film website I write for.  I asked a friend to look over what I'd written because I was really tired when I wrote it up.  She is one of the few people I trust to edit things I write.  She mentioned that I might want to say that a film was an actor's first U.S. film.  It would have been an excellent addition to the piece, if it had actually been his first U.S. film.  It wasn't.  I looked to make sure.  I'm not surprised she hadn't heard of his first film, it's more than a little obscure.

Then today I was reading a story on Yahoo about the best films that were remakes of other films.  It made reference to Ocean's 11 with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon (and others) being equal to or better to the original.  It also mentioned Al Pacino.  Well, Al Pacino did appear in an Ocean's film but it was Ocean's 13.  The writer was thinking of Andy Garcia, whose casino was robbed in the remake of Ocean's 11.

I know that I am pedantic, probably to a degree that skirts the line of acceptability by most people.  I also think accuracy is critical in many things and people don't pay enough attention to it, at times.  Accuracy improves clarity of meaning and message.  That doesn't mean the 99 Cents Store should stop advertising that they are open from 9 to 9, 9 days a week.  However it does mean that Larry Miller of Sit N Sleep better keep beating any advertised price or he will be giving out a whole bunch of free mattresses.

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The battle drums are being beaten again in the struggle to help "war widows" who are not getting the full amount of two different death benefits they are entitled to under the law.  That same law is the problem.

Military spouses are entitled to something called a Survivor Benefit Plan (SBP) if the military member elects to purchase the coverage at the time they retire.  It's an annuity that ensures that if the military member dies before their spouse (or other eligible beneficiary), the survivor can continue to receive the retirement pension of the person who has died.  Depending on how much coverage the retiree elects at retirement, the survivor can receive up to 55% of the retiree's pension.

However, if the survivor also qualifies for a benefit known as Dependency and Indemnity Compensation (DIC) through the VA, the amount they get from the SBP is reduced dollar for dollar by the amount they get in DIC.

This has been a political hot potato for years.  Congress wants the widows (widowers) to get the benefit, but can't find the money to pay for it.  Worse yet, survivors who receive a refund of premiums paid for SBP who remarry before reaching the age of 57 must repay those premiums to the government.

It's a mess and it needs to be fixed.

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The following message contains offensive language and you may find it disturbing.  I don't condone the language used here, but will post it unedited.  It was posted by a 51 year old teacher from Akron, OH:

"I don't mind if you come to my neighborhood from the ghetto to trick-or-treat.  But when you whip out your teeny dicks and piss on the telephone pole in front of my front yard and a bunch of preschoolers and toddlers, you can take your nigger-ass back where it came from.  I don't have anything against anyone of any color but niggers, stay out!"

He's been suspended from his position as a music teacher over these remarks, which were deleted from his Facebook page.  Obviously his career is in jeopardy.

I have a few questions.  Did he deserve to be suspended?  If he'd said it directly to the teen he was directing the message at, would he be in as much trouble?  Should he be suspended in that instance?  Is this an issue of freedom of speech?

Let me know what you think.

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Random Ponderings:

Is it ironic that Republicans who wanted nothing more than to see Obamacare abolished are now angry it isn't working right?  Seems hypocritical to me.

Ann Coulter is highly enamored of Senator Ted Cruz and strongly opposed to immigration reform or any form of amnesty.  Isn't he an immigrant?

Military personnel shouldn't be forced to get liposuction in order to pass the so-called "tape test" and avoid being kicked out of the service.  Make it simple.  If they can pass the physical fitness standards, measure their BMI and be done with it.

Why is there a footstool on my patio?  I never go out there and even if I did, there's no need or use for a footstool.

I don't want to go to the VA on Wednesday.

I do want to teach tomorrow.

Why is it that people feel entitled to rub the belly of a pregnant woman, often without asking first?

What did the guy who was hit by lightning twice in one day do to deserve that?  Something he got a real charge out of?

Would you let Dr. Conrad Murray be in the same building where you were for medical treatment?  I sure wouldn't.  But he wants his medical licenses back in CA and TX.

Kudos to Keanu Reeves for admitting he only knows "movie kung fu" and isn't the martial arts master he seems to be, off-screen.

You know it's going to be a trying day when you go to shave in the morning, accidentally knock your razor into the sink and watch the last blade you have in the house fall down the drain.

October 28th In History:

97 – Emperor Nerva is forced by the Praetorian Guard to adopt general Marcus Ulpius Trajanus as his heir and successor.
306 – Maxentius is proclaimed Roman Emperor.
312 – Battle of Milvian Bridge: Constantine I defeats Maxentius, becoming the sole Roman emperor.
456 – The Visigoths brutally sack the Suebi's capital of Braga (Portugal), churches are burnt to the ground.
969 – Byzantine general Michael Bourtzes seizes part of Antioch's fortifications. The capture of the city from the Arabs is completed three days later, when reinforcements under Peter Phokas arrive.
1061 – Empress Agnes, acting as regent for her son, brings about the election of bishop Cadalus, the antipope Honorius II.
1344 – The lower town of Smyrna is captured by Crusaders.
1420 – Beijing is officially designated the capital of the Ming Dynasty on the same year that the Forbidden City, the seat of government, is completed.
1516 – Battle of Yaunis Khan: Turkish forces under the Grand Vizier Sinan Pasha defeat the Mameluks near Gaza.
1531 – Battle of Amba Sel: Imam Ahmad ibn Ibrihim al-Ghazi again defeats the army of Lebna Dengel, Emperor of Ethiopia. The southern part of Ethiopia falls under Imam Ahmad's control.
1538 – The first university in the New World, the Universidad Santo Tomás de Aquino, is established.
1628 – The Siege of La Rochelle, which had lasted for 14 months, ends with the surrender of the Huguenots.
1636 – A vote of the Great and General Court of the Massachusetts Bay Colony establishes the first college in what would become the United States, today known as Harvard University.
1664 – The Duke of York and Albany's Maritime Regiment of Foot, later to be known as the Royal Marines, is established.
1707 – The 1707 Hōei earthquake causes more than 5,000 deaths in Honshu, Shikoku and Kyūshū, Japan
1775 – American Revolutionary War: A British proclamation forbids residents from leaving Boston.
1776 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of White Plains – British Army forces arrive at White Plains, attack and capture Chatterton Hill from the Americans.
1834 – The Battle of Pinjarra is fought in the Swan River Colony in present-day Pinjarra, Western Australia. Between 14 and 40 Aborigines are killed by British colonists.
1835 – The United Tribes of New Zealand is established with the signature of the Declaration of Independence.
1848 – The first railroad in Spain – between Barcelona and Mataró – is opened.
1864 – American Civil War: The Battle of Fair Oaks & Darbytown Road (also known as the Second Battle of Fair Oaks) ends – Union forces under General Ulysses S. Grant withdraw from Fair Oaks, Virginia, after failing to breach the Confederate defenses around Richmond, Virginia.
1886 – In New York Harbor, President Grover Cleveland dedicates the Statue of Liberty.
1891 – The Mino-Owari earthquake, the largest inland earthquake in Japan's history, strikes Gifu Prefecture.
1893 – Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 6 in B Minor, Pathétique, receives its première performance in St. Petersburg, only nine days before the composer's death.
1904 – Panama and Uruguay establish diplomatic links.
1915 – Richard Strauss conducts the first performance of his tone poem Eine Alpensinfonie in Berlin.
1918 – World War I: Czechoslovakia is granted independence from Austria-Hungary marking the beginning of an independent Czechoslovak state, after 300 years.
1918 – A new Polish government in Western Galicia is established.
1919 – The U.S. Congress passes the Volstead Act over President Woodrow Wilson's veto, paving the way for Prohibition to begin the following January.
1922 – March on Rome: Italian fascists led by Benito Mussolini march on Rome and take over the Italian government.
1928 – Declaration of the Youth Pledge in Indonesia, the first time Indonesia Raya, now the national anthem, was sung.
1929 – Black Monday, a day in the Wall Street Crash of 1929, which also saw major stock market upheaval.
1940 – World War II: Greece rejects Italy's ultimatum. Italy invades Greece through Albania, marking Greece's entry into World War II.
1942 – The Alaska Highway (Alcan Highway) is completed through Canada to Fairbanks, Alaska.
1948 – Swiss chemist Paul Müller is awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for his discovery of the insecticidal properties of DDT.
1958 – John XXIII is elected Pope.
1962 – End of Cuban missile crisis: Nikita Khrushchev orders the removal of Soviet missiles from Cuba.
1964 – Vietnam War: U.S. officials deny any involvement in bombing North Vietnam.
1965 – Nostra Aetate, the "Declaration on the Relation of the Church with Non-Christian Religions" of the Second Vatican Council, is promulgated by Pope Paul VI; it absolves the Jews of responsibility for the death of Jesus, reversing Innocent III's 760 year-old declaration.
1965 – Construction on the St. Louis Arch is completed.
1971 – Britain launches the satellite Prospero into low Earth orbit atop a Black Arrow carrier rocket, the only British satellite to date launched by a British rocket.
1982 – The Spanish Socialist Workers' Party wins elections, leading to the first Socialist government in Spain after death of Franco. Felipe Gonzalez becomes Prime Minister-elect.
1990 – The Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic holds the first multiparty legislature election in the country's history.
1995 – 289 people are killed and 265 injured in Baku Metro fire, the deadliest subway disaster.
1998 – An Air China jetliner is hijacked by disgruntled pilot Yuan Bin and flown to Taiwan.
2005 – Plame affair: Lewis Libby, Vice-president Dick Cheney's chief of staff, is indicted in the Valerie Plame case. Libby resigns later that day.

Famous Folk Born On October 28:

Eliphalet Remington
Jigoro Kano (RIP, Sensei)
Edith Head
Elsa Lanchester
Evelyn Waugh
George Dangerfield
Jonas Salk
Jack Soo
Bowie Kuhn
Joan Plowright
Suzy Parker
Lenny Wilkens
Jane Alexander
Susan Harris
Dennis Franz
Wayne Fontana
Telma Hopkins
Bruce Jenner
Joe R. Lansdale
Annie Potts
Bill Gates
Scotty Nguyen
Lauren Holly
Jamie Gertz
Sheryl Underwood
Andy Richter
Monica Chan
Julia Roberts
Kevin McDonald
Brad Paisley
Joaquin Phoenix
Dayanara Torres
Troian Bellisario

Since today is Bruce Jenner's birthday, I dug up some movie quotes from a film he appeared in as himself:

Crawford Mackenzie: Sorry, Candy. I adore you, I really do. It's just that I prefer my women with a penis.

#2

Crawford Mackenzie: [Crawford is showing off a new outfit] Just something I threw together. I call it... Braveheart meets Liberace-Bravache!

#3

Stig: Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?
Crawford Mackenzie: Yeah
Stig: Still looking for a job, eh?
Crawford Mackenzie: ...yeah
Stig: Hey, I tell you what. Next month, it's loser's day! You come back and I piss on your head!

Monday, October 28, 2013

Ten Items...or less

One of the lesser well-known provisions of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is that insurance policies must provide coverage for ten specific items.  They are:

(A) Ambulatory patient services.
(B) Emergency services.
(C) Hospitalization.
(D) Maternity and newborn care.
(E) Mental health and substance use disorder services, including behavioral health treatment.
(F) Prescription drugs.
(G) Rehabilitative and habilitative services and devices.
(H) Laboratory services.
(I) Preventive and wellness services and chronic disease management.
(J) Pediatric services, including oral and vision care.

This is an extract from the transcript of a "town-hall" that the President conducted for an audience of AARP members:

"THE PRESIDENT: Here's a guarantee that I've made: If you have insurance that you like, then you will be able to keep that insurance. If you've got a doctor that you like, you will be able to keep your doctor. Nobody is trying to change what works in the system. We are trying to change what doesn't work in the system."

You can view the entire transcript here at http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/Remarks-by-the-President-in-AARP-Tele-Town-Hall-on-Health-Care-Reform/

These things are important in the wake of mass cancellations of health insurance plans by the insurance companies because they don't provide coverage for all ten of the mandated items above.  Now the Obama Administration and supporters of the PPACA are trying to claim that when the president told people they could keep the insurance they had, he was referring to those who get their insurance through their employer, or through programs like Medicare.

The problem with that contention is that AARP membership is open to anyone 50 years of age or older.  Because of that, it could not be safely assumed that the audience for the president's remarks was made up of people with health benefits provided by employers and/or Medicare.  I don't believe for one minute there was a deliberate attempt to mislead, but the resulting confusion is certainly easy to understand.

One California resident just had their Blue Cross policy cancelled because it doesn't cover the required items.  The cheapest "Bronze Plan" coverage this individual has been able to find, which is closest to replacing the benefits they had before will force them to pay premiums that are 65% higher than before.

Do the elderly need policies that provide a pediatric benefit or maternity benefits?  Do we all have to have coverage for mental health and substance abuse treatment?  The answer is yes, if we can to create a broader risk pool in order to make insurance affordable for everyone.  One of the major components of making the PPACA work is that the younger population is going to be subsidizing the care of the older population.  This is fair when you consider that someday those younger people will be older and benefiting from the next generation who will subsidize their healthcare.  The problem is, they don't want to subsidize their elders, they want to avoid insurance while they are young and healthy and just get coverage when they NEED it.

That is what is referred to in the insurance industry as "adverse selection" and it is one of the reasons that forcing insurers to cover pre-existing conditions is patently unfair.  I've ranted before about how insurers in all lines of coverage are providing coverage based on potential, rather than actual events.  We know that as people age, certain health conditions become more likely due to the aging process.  That's why until recently, California allowed insurers to set premiums based on age to vary by a factor of up to six times the premiums of younger people.  Now that's been reduced to only three times the lower premiums.

In order to increase the size of the risk pool, you can't provide insurance coverage on an "al a carte" basis.  It just doesn't work.  Eventually there will be only one way to make the system work, as long as adverse selection is allowed with only a relatively minor penalty being paid.  The system will mandate stiffer and stiffer penalties for those who refuse to comply with the mandate until the penalty is more than the amount of buying the insurance.  Or it can do as I've suggested before.

Minors begin needing their own coverage upon reaching the age of 19, or if they are full-time students, 26 or when they are no longer full-time students.  Fine.  Give them one chance to opt into the system, while they are young and healthy.  Make sure they understand that if they choose to opt out, they are out until they become eligible for Medicare.  That means they're out of the exchanges, out of the subsidy system and while they could choose to buy policies later, on an individual basis they are almost certainly pricing themselves out of the system for the bulk of their adult lives.

Do that and everyone will dive into the risk pool, and the PPACA will achieve its goals.

* * *

I enjoy watching "Pawn Stars" on occasion and saw an episode after I finished tutoring some students today.  Some guy had bought something at a flea market for $400 and he sold it for $4,300.  $3,900 to the good except of course that he's required to report that on his income tax return and pay capital gains tax on that profit.

It got me to thinking about how unfair parts of the capital gains tax laws are.  Not so much the part that allows people like Mitt Romney to pay a lower rate on income from long-term investments.  I'm more concerned about how the government wants to tax our gains, but wants no part of our losses when we're dealing with personal property. 

For example, suppose you bought a Corvette earlier this year for $80,000.  It was one of the last 2012 models on the lot.  Now in November, the 2014s are pushing the 2013s off the lot and you suddenly have to sell your 2012 because you need the cash.  You're going to take a big hit 10 months after purchase, probably selling for $50,000 or $60,000 if you're really lucky.  The government doesn't want to hear about your loss.

Now, suppose you bought a classic 1965 Corvette back in the 1980s.  They ran around $6,500 in 1965, fully loaded.  You paid $18,000 for it in 1984.  Now you want to sell it after having driven it rarely for the last 29 years.  You may get as little as $40,000 or more than $100,000.  Uncle Sam will most definitely be there with his hand out as you pony up 15% of the gain on the sale.

Is this fair?  Why is it that our government is ready to tax money we never expected to earn, but won't give us a write-off on "personal property" we didn't purchase as an investment?  When you sell your home, assuming you owned and lived in it for two of the last five years, the first $250,000 ($500,000 if you're married and file jointly) is excluded from being taxed.  But any profit above that level is going to generate a tax liability.  However if you were hurt by the housing bubble and sold at a loss, Uncle Sam has no sympathy and no write-off for you.

What do you think?

* * *

Random Ponderings:

If there is a wild side to Heaven, that is where Lou Reed is walking tonight.

Does Harvard-Westlake really have one dean for every 30 seniors?

Former Speaker of the Legislature in CA Willie Brown says it is time to scrap the ballot initiative process in our state.  He's wrong, as usual.

It is time to stop giving preferential treatment to the body surfers at the Wedge in Newport Beach.  When there were a lot of people body surfing, a preferential time was right.  Now there isn't the demand and it's time to give those riding boards access to all of the waves, all of the time.

Dick Cheney telling people he knows what the Republican party needs makes me chuckle.  He hasn't a clue as to what they need to do.  Not when he's supporting the agenda of the Tea Party.

I always thought Shaq was kind of conservative politically and now he's endorsed Governor Chris Christie for reelection in the upcoming Governor's race in New Jersey.  We'll see what happens with Christie in the 2016 Presidential derby and see if Shaq backs him again.

A number of states ban payday loans, since these loans may violate the state's law on how high interest rates can go.  But internet lenders operate in those states illegally and are now pushing collection agencies to go after those who take out these loans and then fail to make repayment.  New York City is now coming down hard on these collection agencies for their apparently illegal actions.

Worst of the "sexy" Halloween costume this year is the attempt at a sexy "Luigi" from Mario Brothers.

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This Date In History:

312 – Constantine the Great is said to have received his famous Vision of the Cross.
710 – Saracen invasion of Sardinia.
939 – Edmund I succeeds Athelstan as King of England.
1275 – Traditional founding of the city of Amsterdam.
1524 – Italian Wars: The French troops lay siege to Pavia.
1553 – Condemned as a heretic, Michael Servetus is burned at the stake just outside Geneva.
1644 – Second Battle of Newbury in the English Civil War.
1682 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is founded.
1795 – The United States and Spain sign the Treaty of Madrid, which establishes the boundaries between Spanish colonies and the U.S.
1806 – The French Army enters Berlin, following the Battle of Jena.
1810 – United States annexes the former Spanish colony of West Florida.
1827 – Bellini's third opera Il pirata is premiered at Teatro alla Scala di Milano
1838 – Missouri governor Lilburn Boggs issues the Extermination Order, which orders all Mormons to leave the state or be exterminated.
1870 – Marshal François Achille Bazaine surrenders to Prussian forces at the conclusion of the Siege of Metz along with 140,000 French soldiers in one of the biggest French defeats of the Franco-Prussian War.
1904 – The first underground New York City Subway line opens; the system becomes the biggest in United States, and one of the biggest in world.
1907 – Černová massacre: Fifteen people are killed in the Hungarian half of Austria-Hungary when a gunman opens fire on a crowd gathered at a church consecration. This would led to protests over the treatment of minorities in Austria-Hungary.
1914 – World War I: The British super-dreadnought battleship HMS Audacious (23,400 tons), is sunk off Tory Island, north-west of Ireland, by a minefield laid by the armed German merchant-cruiser Berlin.
1916 – Battle of Segale: Negus Mikael, marching on the Ethiopian capital in support of his son Emperor Iyasus V, is defeated by Fitawrari abte Giyorgis, securing the throne for Empress Zauditu.
1922 – A referendum in Rhodesia rejects the country's annexation to the South African Union.
1924 – The Uzbek SSR is founded in the Soviet Union.
1930 – Ratifications exchanged in London for the first London Naval Treaty, signed in April modifying the 1925 Washington Naval Treaty and the arms limitation treaty's modified provisions, go into effect immediately, further limiting the expensive naval arms race among its five signatories.
1936 – Mrs Wallis Simpson files for divorce which would eventually allow her to marry King Edward VIII of the United Kingdom, thus forcing his abdication from the throne.
1944 – World War II: German forces capture Banská Bystrica during Slovak National Uprising thus bringing it to an end.
1948 – Léopold Sédar Senghor founds the Senegalese Democratic Bloc.
1953 – British nuclear test Totem 2 is carried out at Emu Field, South Australia.
1954 – Benjamin O. Davis Jr. becomes the first African-American general in the United States Air Force.
1958 – Iskander Mirza, the first President of Pakistan, is deposed in a bloodless coup d'état by General Ayub Khan, who had been appointed the enforcer of martial law by Mirza 20 days earlier.
1961 – NASA tests the first Saturn I rocket in Mission Saturn-Apollo 1.
1961 – Mauritania and Mongolia join the United Nations.
1962 – Major Rudolf Anderson of the United States Air Force becomes the only direct human casualty of the Cuban Missile Crisis when his U-2 reconnaissance airplane is shot down in Cuba by a Soviet-supplied SA-2 Guideline surface-to-air missile.
1962 – A plane carrying Enrico Mattei, post-war Italian administrator, crashes in mysterious circumstances.
1964 – Ronald Reagan delivers a speech on behalf of Republican candidate for president, Barry Goldwater. The speech launched his political career and came to be known as "A Time for Choosing".
1967 – Catholic priest Philip Berrigan and others of the Baltimore Four protest the Vietnam War by pouring blood on Selective Service records.
1971 – The Democratic Republic of the Congo is renamed Zaire.
1973 – The Cañon City meteorite, a 1.4 kg chondrite type meteorite, strikes in Fremont County, Colorado.
1979 – Saint Vincent and the Grenadines gains its independence from the United Kingdom.
1981 – The Soviet submarine U 137 runs aground on the east coast of Sweden.
1986 – The British government suddenly deregulates financial markets, leading to a total restructuring of the way in which they operate in the country, in an event now referred to as the Big Bang.
1988 – Ronald Reagan decides to tear down the new U.S. Embassy in Moscow because of Soviet listening devices in the building structure.
1991 – Turkmenistan achieves independence from the Soviet Union.
1992 – United States Navy radioman Allen R. Schindler, Jr. is brutally murdered by shipmate Terry M. Helvey for being gay, precipitating first military, then national, debate about gays in the military that resulted in the United States "Don't ask, don't tell" military policy.
1994 – Gliese 229B is the first Substellar Mass Object to be unquestionably identified.
1995 – Latvia applies for membership in the European Union.
1995 – Former Prime Minister of Italy Bettino Craxi is convicted in absentia of corruption.
1997 – October 27, 1997 mini-crash: Stock markets around the world crash because of fears of a global economic meltdown. The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummets 554.26 points to 7,161.15.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Isaac Singer
Stevens T. Mason
Theodore Roosevelt
Emily Post
Dylan Thomas
Nannette Fabray
Ralph Kiner
Ruby Dee
Warren Christopher
H. R. Halderman
Sylvia Plath
Floyd Cramer
Neil Sheehan
John Cleese
John Gotti
Lee Greenwood
Ivan Reitman
Carrie Snodgrass
Fran Leibowitz
Jayne Kennedy
Debra Bowen (my favorite politician)
Simon Le Bon
Rick Carlisle
Marla Maples
Patrick Fugit
Andrew Bynum

Since Patrick Fugit shined in "Almost Famous", that is the source of movie quotes for October 27th.

Penny Lane: How old are you?
William Miller: Eighteen.
Penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really?
William Miller: Seventeen.
Penny Lane: Me too!
William Miller: Actually, I'm sixteen.
Penny Lane: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different.
William Miller: I'm fifteen.

#2

Russell Hammond: I am a golden god!

#3

Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?

#4

Russell Hammond: [Russell grabs phone away from William] Hey, mom! It's Russell Hammond. I play guitar in Stillwater. Hey, how does it feel to be the mother of the greatest rock journalist we've met? Hello? Hello...? Look, you've got a really great kid here. There's nothing to worry about. We're taking good care of him, and you should come to the show sometime - join the circus...
Elaine Miller: Hey, hey, listen to me, mister. You're charm doen't work on me - I'm on to you. Of course you like him...
Russell Hammond: Well, yeah...
Elaine Miller: He worships you people. And that's fine by you as long as he helps make you rich.
Russell Hammond: Rich? I don't think so...
Elaine Miller: Listen to me. He's a smart, good-hearted fifteen year old kid with infinite potential.
Russell Hammond: [Russell is stunned]
Elaine Miller: This is not some apron-wearing mother you're speaking with - I know all about your valhalla of decadence and I shouldn't have let him go. He's not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. Am I speaking to you clearly?
Russell Hammond: Yes - yes, ma'am...
Elaine Miller: If you break his spirit, harm him in any way, keep him from his chosen profession which is law - something you may not value, but I do - you will meet the voice on the other end of this telephone and it will not be pretty. Do we understand each other?
Russell Hammond: Uh, yes, ma'am...
Elaine Miller: I didn't ask for this role, but I'll play it. Now go do your best. Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to become a person of substance, Russell. Please get my son home safely. You know, I'm glad we spoke.
[Elaine hangs up]
Russell Hammond: [Russell stands holding phone in stunned silence]

Russell Hammond: Your mom kind of freaked me out.
William Miller: [places hand on Russell's shoulder] She means well.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Second chances

I just finished watching "The Replacements" and I'm hearing one line from Gene Hackman in that film over and over in my head.  He played the old-school football coach who said "every athlete dreams of a second chance" while referring to the replacement players who had stepped in when the regular players went on strike.

Maybe that's echoing in my mind because I dream of that second chance often.  I watched some high school volleyball earlier today.  What I wouldn't give to see the look of shock on an opposing player after I hit a kill right past his block, just one more time.  Or to hit a bullet right down the left-field line, screaming past the leftfielder for extra bases in a recreational slo-pitch game.  Or to be bowling a match with a chance to shut out the opposition with three strikes in the tenth frame and to nail all three shots

I know with near 100% certainty my days of being able to jump high enough to hit a kill in volleyball are over.  It's close to the same certainty when it comes to playing softball, although I suppose I could go to the batting cages and hit until I was out of breath.  That might be six or seven at-bats on a good day.  And I could probably start bowling again if I was willing to do so and accept the fact I'd be playing at a level well below what I was once capable of.

But I won't.  I choose to not play again and be less than I was, rather than try and fail to live up to the standards I once held myself to.  For me, it's the right decision.  So while I dream of a second chance, for the moment I won't be striving to achieve that goal.

* * *

There is no denying the fact that the Republican Party's majority in the House of Representatives is in trouble.  In December of last year, 43% of people polled said that the fact the House was controlled by Republicans was a bad thing.  Now a very recent poll shows that number has climbed by 11 points, up to 54%.

Worse yet as far as chances for them to retain control of the House come January of 2015, there is a severe schism within their party.  The more conservative membership, including the Tea Party, believes the party has shifted too far toward the center.  The moderate Republicans currently serving in the House will face primary challenges from more conservative candidates.  The incumbents will survive most of these challenges, but at what cost?

The rank and file who consider themselves Tea Party members maintain there is no leader of their "party" and on the face of it that seems to be true.  But this is just the leaders of this movement (they aren't really a political party) are taking great pains to keep their identities out of the public eye.  Steve Eichler is a lawyer who is the CEO of the organization that registered and maintains the website that uses the URL teaparty.org.  The site's terms of use make reference to a Board of Directors, but there appears to be no list of that board's membership.  The WHOIS entry for the domain shows no names under registrant or admin.  Rest assured this movement has leaders.  The money people.  The policy people.  Their agenda is based on the writings of certain individuals, one of whom is Dr. Jerome Corsi.  I mention all of this just to debunk the notion that the Tea Party has no leaders.  They do.  They just pull the strings from behind the curtain.  It is this movement that may ultimately destroy the Republican Party.  Their choice to shutdown our federal government may have already made it inevitable that in an off-election year, the party with control of the White House will make gains in congressional representation.  That's just about unheard of.

Dark days are ahead for the party of Lincoln.

* * *

An open note to Stan Kasten, president of the Dodgers.

Dear Stan,

Now that you've made the right first move in confirming you and the team will be honoring Don Mattingly's contract for 2014, make the next right move.

Offer him a multi-year extension.  Add two years guaranteed to the current year, and then tack on an additional year option that is the club's.  That is to say, the club can exercise that option for the 2017 season to keep Mattingly their manager.

Next year is going to be one of the best chances for the team to get to and win the World Series.  You and Ned Colletti have a lot to do in the off-season and having the manager business settled will make a lot of it easier.

You have four outfielders with multi-year multi-million dollar deals.  They will take up roughly $65 million in payroll next season and they are all under contract until the end of the 2017 season.  There's no room to move one of them to first base where Adrian Gonzalez will be for the next four years at least.  You are probably going to have to try to trade one of them and you won't get full value for any of them given the fact you are under the gun.

29 year old Hanley Ramirez is interested in a contract extension.  You and every fan of the team wants you to sign an extension with Clayton Kershaw and that won't be cheap.  He's probably the best pitcher in baseball.  You probably won't try to re-sign Juan Uribe and that means you have a hole to plug at 3rd base, while you were already looking to upgrade at 2nd base.

You have a question mark regarding five starting pitchers because you don't know how well Chad Billingsley will be in 2014, following his Tommy John surgery this year.  Kershaw, Greinke and Ryu are a great 1-2-3 starting pitcher combination and you have other options so this isn't the top priority once you've inked Kershaw to an extension.

Make the right move.  Extend Mattingly.  Then move on to putting the finishing touches on a ballclub that can be a legitimate threat to win a World Series in each of the next three or four years.

* * *

Random Ponderings on a Saturday:

Part of me wishes I wasn't so generous.  If I weren't, I'd have a third consecutive day off tomorrow.  Instead I'll be working for free, in order to give my students a better chance of succeeding in the class.

Now that I've seen all three of the butt "selfies" from Kim K and her two imitators, I have to say that the pro surfer's butt is way better than Kim's or that woman from that other reality series.

No I did not skip trivia last night to go to the book signing that Jenna Jameson was the "star" of at the Grove.  I wouldn't buy her book even with someone else's money.

I think my favorite villain from the Batman television series was The Riddler.

Julianne Hough is guilty of bad judgment for going out in blackface as part of a Halloween costume, not racism.  Now if Paula Deen had done it...

I don't think McDonald's is risking the loss of much business by shifting away from Heinz ketchup.

Jay-Z is right to wait for all the facts before altering his deal with Barney's.

If Michael Douglas was willing to lie about what kind of cancer he had, what makes people think he won't do the same when he's asked about whether or not he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are divorcing?

When Hailee Steinfeld refers to Taylor Swift as her "big sister", I don't think she's referring to the fact Swift is four inches taller.  Steinfeld is still just 16 years old.

The NFL may want to have a team in Los Angeles, but do enough Angelenos want a team here?

* * *

306 – Martyrdom of Saint Demetrius of Thessaloniki
1341 – The Byzantine civil war of 1341–1347 formally begins with the proclamation of John VI Kantakouzenos as Byzantine Emperor at Didymoteicho.
1597 – Imjin War: Admiral Yi Sun-sin routs the Japanese Navy of 300 ships with only 13 ships at the Battle of Myeongnyang. (Admiral Yi was one of the greatest naval commanders in history.  With only 13 ships at his disposal he defeated an armada of 333 ships in a battle)
1640 – The Treaty of Ripon is signed, restoring peace between Scotland and Charles I of England.
1689 – General Piccolomini of Austria burned down Skopje to prevent the spread of cholera. He died of cholera himself soon after.
1774 – The first Continental Congress adjourns in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
1775 – King George III of Great Britain goes before Parliament to declare the American colonies in rebellion, and authorized a military response to quell the American Revolution.
1776 – Benjamin Franklin departs from America for France on a mission to seek French support for the American Revolution.
1795 – The French Directory, a five-man revolutionary government, is created.
1811 – The Argentine government declare the freedom of expression for the press by decree.
1813 – War of 1812: A combined force of British regulars, Canadian militia, and Mohawks defeat the Americans in the Battle of Chateauguay.
1825 – The Erie Canal opens – passage from Albany, New York to Lake Erie.
1859 – The Royal Charter is wrecked on the coast of Anglesey, north Wales with 459 dead.
1860 – Meeting of Teano. Giuseppe Garibaldi, conqueror of the Kingdom of Two Sicilies, gives it to King Victor Emmanuel II of Italy.
1861 – The Pony Express officially ceases operations.
1863 – The Football Association, the oldest football association in the world, is formed in London.
1881 – The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral takes place at Tombstone, Arizona.
1905 – Norway becomes independent from Sweden.
1909 – Itō Hirobumi, four time Prime Minister of Japan (the 1st, 5th, 7th and 10th) and Resident-General of Korea, was shot to death by Korean nationalist assassin Ahn Jung-geun at the Harbin train station in Manchuria.
1912 – First Balkan War: The Ottoman occupied city of Thessaloniki, is liberated and unified with Greece on the feast day of its patron Saint Demetrius. On the same day, Serbian troops captured Skopje.
1917 – World War I: Battle of Caporetto; Italy suffers a catastrophic defeat at the forces of Austria-Hungary and Germany. The young unknown Oberleutnant Erwin Rommel captures Mount Matajur with only 100 Germans against a force of over 7000 Italians.
1917 – World War I: Brazil declared in state of war with Central Powers.
1918 – Erich Ludendorff, quartermaster-general of the Imperial German Army, is dismissed by Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany for refusing to cooperate in peace negotiations.
1921 – The Chicago Theatre opens.
1936 – The first electric generator at Hoover Dam goes into full operation.
1940 – The P-51 Mustang makes its maiden flight.
1942 – World War II: In the Battle of the Santa Cruz Islands during the Guadalcanal Campaign, one U.S. aircraft carrier, Hornet, is sunk and another aircraft carrier, Enterprise, is heavily damaged, while two Japanese carriers and one cruiser are heavily damaged.
1943 – World War II: First flight of the Dornier Do 335 "Pfeil".
1944 – World War II: The Battle of Leyte Gulf ends with an overwhelming American victory.
1947 – The Maharaja of Kashmir and Jammu agrees to allow his kingdom to join India.
1955 – After the last Allied troops have left the country and following the provisions of the Austrian Independence Treaty, Austria declares permanent neutrality.
1955 – Ngô Đình Diệm declares himself Premier of South Vietnam.
1958 – Pan American Airways makes the first commercial flight of the Boeing 707 from New York City to Paris, France.
1964 – Eric Edgar Cooke becomes last person in Western Australia to be executed.
1967 – Mohammad Reza Pahlavi crowns himself Emperor of Iran and then crowns his wife Farah Empress of Iran.
1968 – Soviet cosmonaut Georgy Beregovoy pilots Soyuz 3 into space for a four-day mission.
1977 – Ali Maow Maalin, the last natural case of smallpox, develops rash in Merca district, Somalia. The World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention consider this date the anniversary of the eradication of smallpox, the most spectacular success of vaccination.
1979 – Park Chung-hee, President of South Korea is assassinated by Korean Central Intelligence Agency head Kim Jae-kyu. Choi Kyu-ha becomes the acting President; Kim is executed the following May.
1984 – "Baby Fae" receives a heart transplant from a baboon.
1985 – The Australian government returns ownership of Uluru to the local Pitjantjatjara Aborigines.
1992 – The Charlottetown Accord fails to win majority support in a Canada wide referendum.
1992 – The London Ambulance Service is thrown into chaos after the implementation of a new CAD, or Computer Aided Dispatch, system which failed.
1994 – Jordan and Israel sign a peace treaty
1995 – Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: Mossad agents assassinate Islamic Jihad leader Fathi Shikaki in his hotel in Malta.
1999 – Britain's House of Lords votes to end the right of hereditary peers to vote in Britain's upper chamber of Parliament.
2000 – Laurent Gbagbo takes over as president of Côte d'Ivoire following a popular uprising against President Robert Guéï.
2001 – The United States passes the USA PATRIOT Act into law.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

C. W. Post
Paul Pilgrim (History ignores his two gold medals from the 1906 Summer Games)
William "Judy" Johnson
Primo Carnera
John Krol
Sid Gillman
Mahalia Jackson
Don Siegel
Jackie Coogan
Francois Mitterand
Mohammad Reza Pahlavi
Mike Gray
Shelley Morrison
Bob Hoskins
Pat Conroy
Jaclyn Smith
Pat Sajak
Hillary Clinton
Kevin Sullivan
Bootsy Collins
Tommy Mars
Julian Schnabel
David Was
Keith Strickland
Maureen Teefy
Lauren Tewes
Rita Wilson
Bob Golic
Dylan McDermott
Cary Elwes
Natalie Merchant
Keith Urban
Seth MacFarlane
Jon Heder
CM Punk (maybe we should refer to him as Phillip Jack Brooks, since he breaks kayfabe and uses the real names of other wrestlers all the time)

Movie quotes today come from 1997's "Liar Liar" which had Cary Elwes in it:

[after sex]
Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.

#2

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
[groans]
Fletcher: ... be gentle.

#3

Max Reede: My dad? He's... a liar.
Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer.

#4

Fletcher: Mrs. Cole, is this a copy of your driver's liscense?
[shows paper]
Samantha: That's right.
Fletcher: It says here you are a blonde, are you? If you don't remember perhaps Mr. Faulk will.
Samantha: Brunette.
Fletcher: Maybe if we play the tape again, maybe it's on there...
Samantha: I'm a brunette!
Fletcher: Thank you. Now let's see... weight 105? Yeah, in your bra.
Dana: Your honor, I object.
Fletcher: You would!
Dana: Bastard!
Fletcher: Hag!
Judge Stevens: QUIET! Overruled! Weight?
Samantha: 118.
[Fletcher gives her a look]
Samantha: Alright, fine, fine, I'm 127.
Fletcher: Uh, huh, and it says here you were born in 1964, but that's not true either is it? Is it!
Samantha: No.
Fletcher: Please tell the court what's on your birth certificate under Date of Birth.
Dana: Your honor, I object. What does this have to do with anything?
Judge Stevens: Overruled. Mrs. Cole, answer the question.
Samantha: 1965.
Fletcher: Now let get this straight. That means you lied about your age to make yourself older. But why would any woman want to DO THAT?
Samantha: I changed it so I could get married.
Fletcher: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE! My client lied about her age! She was only 17 when she got married, which makes her a minor. And in the great state of California, no minor can enter into any legal contract without parental consent.
[to Dana]
Fletcher: Including...?
Dana: [sighs] Prenuptual agreements.
Fletcher: Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!