Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Teacher spared prison in plea deal and other eye-catching headlines

The Redlands teacher who had a baby fathered by a 16 year old student has pleaded guilty in a deal made with the District Attorney's officer.  Under the agreement she will enter a plea of guilty to six counts rather than the 41 she was charged with.  She will serve a year in jail rather than up to 29 years in prison.  She must also register as a sex offender for the rest of her life, lose her teaching credential, serve five years probation, undergo counseling and never again contact the father of her baby.  She got off easy.

Aaryn Gries, the contestant on this season's "Big Brother" who has made several racist and homophobic remarks doesn't know what's going on out here in the world.  She's lost her job and her mother had to hire a publicist to deal with the potential fallout from her remarks. 

Jose Rigaberto Sanchez is a L.A. County Deputy Sheriff who is facing 11 counts related to incidents involving his alleged attempts to coerce female drivers into having sex with him.  In return he would agree not to arrest them.  He is being held in lieu of $1.45 million bail.

The man incorrectly identified on social media as the one who threw a stop sign through a bicycle shop window in Huntington Beach has now been arrested on other charges.  Illario Niko Johnson was booked on suspicion of felony arson, inciting a riot, refusal to disperse when ordered and taking part in an unlawful assembly. 

The lawyer for San Diego Mayor Bob Filner may have come up with a strategy to get the city involved in paying for his defense.  Attorney Harvey Berger says that Filner did not receive sexual harassment training that is mandatory for supervisors in California.  He was supposedly scheduled to be trained but the trainer cancelled and failed to reschedule.  Oops.

George Zimmerman had another run-in with law enforcement, this time in Texas.  He was pulled over for speeding and let off with a warning.  He was armed, which may someday become mandatory in Texas.

Under pressure due to news stories about their unlimited sick pay policy, the DWP is changing the rules.  Starting tomorrow, any DWP employee who is out for three days or longer must provide a note from a doctor.

Major League Baseball may announce the decision on a suspension for A-Roid and nine other players as early as Friday of this week.

Helen Hunt will direct and star in a film she also wrote.  It will be her second outing as a director.  "Ride" will also star Luke Wilson.

Sharon Stone says the reason she's able to maintain such a fit body at the age of 55 is because she is a self-described "gym rat."

Almost 200 residents of Iowa and Nebraska have become ill with cyclospora, an intestinal disorder tied to a rare parasite.  Authorities have discovered the source of the affliction was prepackaged salad mix from outside of the two states.  It may have come from outside the U.S.

A photographer visiting Bangladesh says that the ratio of prostitutes to potential clients in brothels there is so high, the women actually fight over the customers.  They are fighting over a client that will net them approximately $1.50 US, on average.

A UC San Diego student who was detained for five days in a DEA cell without food, water or a toilet has settled his lawsuit against the agency for $4.1 million.  Daniel Chong had to drink his own urine to survive.  He was so sure he would die that he used a shard of glass from his glasses to carve the words "sorry Mom" into his arm as a farewell message.

Dallas Cowboys safety Barry Church didn't have to go on the injured list, but he did miss a practice because he'd chipped a tooth on a Jolly Rancher.  He had to undergo a root canal.

Ossie Schectman played only one season in the NBA, but he holds a record that can never be touched by any player.  Schectman, who died Tuesday at the age of 94, scored the first ever points recorded in NBA history during the 1946/46 season, playing for the New York Knicks.

The son of Ariel Castro says he will never visit his father in prison.  Anthony Castro told NBC's Savannah Guthrie that his father belongs behind bars "for life".  Ariel Castro has pleaded guilty to 937 counts involving his having kidnapped three women who he held hostage for nearly a decade.  Under a plea deal he will be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole.

A woman gave birth to a baby weighing over 13 pounds, naturally (meaning without a C-Section).

WWE Randy Orton was on the receiving end of a low blow during an event in South Africa.  A fan snuck past security as Orton was about to begin a match, got behind him and hit in square in the family jewels.

Moral Authority

Let me begin by saying I wouldn't defend Anthony Weiner for all the tea in China.  I think he's a scumbag.

Just in case you missed the video here's a link to what I'm about to talk about:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KVb0pOKEnXk

That's retired New York City schoolteacher and administrator Peg Brunda giving mayoral candidate a piece of her mind.  During her diatribe, she questions Weiner's "moral authority" to govern New York City.  What is moral authority?  Here's a definition from Wikipedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_authority.  I like this definition as well:  http://definitions.uslegal.com/m/moral-authority/

Now let's take a hypothetical situation.  A politician is violating his marital vows.  His or her behavior is socially unacceptable, gross and disgusting to some.  His or her spouse is behind him or her 100%.  They go in front of the public and tell a lie concerning their violations of those vows.

Does that person lack moral authority?  If it wasn't a politician and instead had been Peg Brunda, could she have been fired?  I don't think so.  Sexting isn't a crime.  Infidelity isn't a crime.  Lying about sexting or infidelity isn't a crime.  Now teachers in almost every public school system have a clause in their contracts about moral turpitude and some may consider such behavior to fit into that category.  I don't think it does.  Teachers have been fired for having sex but I'm not aware of one who was fired when their partner wasn't a student.

Now Ms Brunda identified herself as a Democrat.  I suspect that when President Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice, Ms Brunda was one of his defenders.  Fine.  He deserved the support of his constituency. 

But after the President of the United States raised his right hand, swore an oath to tell the truth, and then lied, does he still possess the moral authority to govern?  Isn't lying under oath (and it's easy to prove President Clinton did that, just read the definition of sex he was provided before giving his deposition and the transcript of that deposition) worse than sexting and then lying about it to the public, when not under oath?  I think when examined without considering the individual person, most of us would rank lying under oath as worse than lying to the public about sexting.

In my view,  both men lacked moral authority, but because one was extremely popular, and doing a good job as far as his constituents were concerned (hey, I think he did a good job too); and the other wasn't, one gets a pass and the other doesn't.  Is that fair?  I don't think so.

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Today is the day Bradley Manning will learn how many years he will spend behind bars.  Yesterday there were a number of comments from veterans ranging from World War II to Afghanistan on Manning.  Is he patriot, traitor or what?

Anyone who volunteers to serve is a patriot by my definition.  But PFC Manning lost that label when he betrayed the trust of his nation.  The act of betrayal makes one a traitor, again by definition. 

There's a scene from "A Few Good Men" that unfortunately isn't available as a short clip.  Here's the dialogue:

LT Kaffee:  "What do you want from me?"
LT CMDR Galloway:  "I want you to make an argument."
LT Weinberg:  "An argument that didn't help Calley at My Lai, or the Nazis at Nuremberg."

Lt Calley and those Nazis argued they were following orders and it didn't help them.  That argument can be flipped around here.  The argument has been made that the orders to keep the information that PFC Manning leaked wasn't a lawful order because it concealed evidence of a crime.

Maybe that argument applies to SOME of that information.  It doesn't apply to all of it.  PFC Manning is guilty of espionage.  Aiding the enemy was a stretch.  Article 104 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice does mention the word "indirectly" in terms of giving intelligence to the enemy but I think it was right to find him not guilty of that charge.

Bottom line is that he's not a hero and he didn't do the right thing.  That's why he's going to spend a long time at Fort Leavenworth.

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Random Ponderings:

How many comedians asked the question, "will Weiner pull out?"

Who will cook the burgers and inject the fat into the French fries if all of the workers at McDonald's go on strike?

When will all the naysayers about this year's Dodgers shut up?  They've won 27 of their last 33 games.

Do people using e-cigarettes really think they're all that much safer?   Then again, maybe they are.

Is El Monte exercising eminent domain to stop foreclosure a good idea?

What kind of moron is on the phone when he's driving a train at twice the posted speed limit?  Oh, the kind that kills 78 people.

Did the L.A. Times really call an 18 year old female a woman in the headline and then refer to her as a girl in the text of the story?  Yes they did.

So one of the people arrested in connection with the rioting in Huntington Beach is a Fullerton fireman.  I bet he's in big trouble.

Did Mayor Filner really ask the city to pay his legal fees?  The man isn't just a sexual predator, he's an idiot.

This Date In History:

On this date in 781, the oldest recorded eruption of Japan's Mt. Fuji takes place.
On this date in 904, Thessalonica is captured by the Arabs, who destroy the city.
On this date in 1492, the Alhambra Decree takes effect in Spain, requiring all Jews to be deported.
On this date in 1498, Christopher Columbus discovers Trinidad, during his third voyage.
On this date in 1790, the first U.S. patent is issued.  Samuel Hopkins was issued a patent for a potash process.
On this date in 1913, the Balkan States sign an armistice.
On this date in 1930, the radio program "The Shadow" airs for the first time.
On this date in 1931, New York City's W2XAB begins broadcasting (it is now WCBS).
On this date in 1932, the German elections are won by the Nazi party.
On this date in 1941, Hermann Goring orders Reinhard Heydrich to submit plans for the "Final Solution" to be implemented.
On this date in 1948, the USS Nevada is sunk by aerial torpedo after surviving hits by two atomic bombs.
On this date in 1952, the first ascent of K-2 is completed.
On this date in 1961, the first MLB All-Star game to ever end in a tie is played in Boston.
On this date in 1964, Ranger 7 sends back the first close-up photos of the moon.
On this date in 1971, the Apollo 15 astronauts are the first to ride in a lunar rover.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Maximilian II, Holy Roman Emperor
George Henry Thomas
S. S. Kresge
Salvatore Maranzano
Fred Quimby
Milton Friedman
Paul D. Boyer
Curt Gowdy
Peter Berenson
Ahmet Ertegun
Ted Cassidy
Lobo
Gary Lewis
William Weld
Faye Kellerman
Michael Biehn
Dirk Blocker
Mark Cuban
Wesley Snipes
Jim Corr
Pat Finn
John Laurinaitis
J.K. Rowling
Dean Cain
Peter Rono
Ben Chaplin

Movie quotes today come from "The Truth About Cats and Dogs", which Ben Chaplin played the male lead:

Abby: I have to tell you something.
Brian: What?
Abby: The other night on the phone...I'm pregnant.
Brian: Oh darling...are you sure it was me?
Abby: I don't know. I made a lot of phone calls that night.

#2

Dr. Abby Barnes: [to a radio caller:] Dogs don't like to be left alone. It's not like, when you leave, he goes, "Great, time to finish writing my novel!" No, when their humans leave, dogs get depressed, and they show it.

#3

Dr. Abby Barnes: You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.

#4

Abby: Did you call me?
Roy: What?
Abby: I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me.
Roy: I was talking to her.
Abby: Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Allergy Tuesday

Yesterday was spent sniffling and sneezing, due to allergies.  Today has begun with the same, only worse.  Or maybe I caught something from one of the many sick people I sat next to yesterday in various waiting areas at the VA.  I did spend a good part of the day there. 

The cardiologist and I had a long talk and assuming the specialist agrees, I'm going to let them install a defibrillator.  Even as I continue to lose weight and ease the strain on my heart, he made it very clear that it is a prudent precaution.  It won't make me feel better.  It won't improve the function of my heart.  But it will give me a much better chance of surviving if I have a heart attack.  I meant to ask him what was so unusual about my blood pressure going down instead of up during my recent stress test, but I forgot.  Since the earliest they could get me in to see the specialist about the "device" was late August, I'm going to drop a note for my cardiologist off when I go to my weekly appointment at the VA.  There was other good news that I won't bother to detail.  It's enough to know that it was good rather than bad.

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There is a boycott going on.  It is in place in West Hollywood and is spreading to other urban areas.  The product being boycotted?  Stoli, the short name for Stolichnaya Vodka.  Why is this brand being boycotted?

Because it is made in Russia and Russia just passed a new law that makes it a crime to give anyone under the age of 18 information about homosexuality.  Hefty fines will result.

Now the manufacturer of Stoli is a privately held company.  They claim to be proponents of the LGBT community.  That's all well and good.  Boycotting Russia by not travelling there won't really harm the government or nation.  Damaging their economy just might.  That's why the U.S. uses economic sanctions as a tool.  It is an effective way of getting their attention.

If enough people choose to join in the boycott so that sales are damaged, that's less revenue for the company.  Less revenue results in lower amounts of taxes being collected.  Less money for the government to spend.  It's all about the mighty dollar (or ruble in this case).

I believe in boycotts.  I have boycotted businesses in the past when I felt they were engaged in actions I did not agree with.  I used to boycott Carl's Junior because the founder donated to anti-abortion rights groups.  I stopped when the company was sold to someone outside of his family, although I still haven't actually been to one in years. 

The ability to boycott is why we should not be allowing anonymous donations to political campaigns.  If we don't know whose money is involved, we can't use the power of the purse to let the donor know we don't like their position on an issue.

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Random Ponderings:

Hard to believe the origin of the phrase "one red cent" is over 300 years old.

Should I be worried that sometimes I'm up on what the doctor is talking about because I saw it on an episode of ER or Grey's Anatomy?

How many more children need to die from allergic reactions to things like peanuts before people are more careful with home-baked goods in public settings?  A teen at a summer camp bit into a Rice Krispies treat and tasted the peanut butter; immediately spitting out the bite.  But it was too late.  So sad.

Food & Wine says the best pizza place in L.A. is a place called 800 Degrees.  I guess I'll have to go and check it out myself, since they promise your made-to-order pizza in 60 seconds, for only $6.

What idiot working at Delta Airlines thought 25,000 frequent flier miles and a $100 voucher would be enough compensation for a partially disabled man who was forced to crawl down the aisle of a plane, down the steps and across the tarmac to his wheelchair, without assistance?  Twice!

Speaking of idiots, what are people doing calling a McDonald's $1 burger "nutritious"?  It's loaded with fat and sodium.

Why is everyone so focused on the fact Bradley Manning was acquitted of the most serious charge in his case aiding the enemy?  He was convicted of espionage, and he'd pleaded guilty to ten lesser charges.  He will be spending a long stretch at Fort Leavenworth.

The lawyer for the Saudi Princess accused of keeping her servants in virtual slavery says in fact they were treated like royalty.  They flew first class, were given their own cellphones and had access to the gym and spa.  Funny thing is, when you're working 16 hours a day, seven days a week for less than $300 per week; all the perks in the world don't make it not slavery.

Who will blink first, CBS or Time-Warner Cable?

Who will blink first in the struggle over the Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity radio programs, Cumulus or Clear Channel?

This Date in History:

On this date in 762, Baghdad is founded.
On this date in 1502, Christopher Columbus lands on the Bay Islands off the coast of Honduras, on his 4th voyage.
On this date in 1629, a large earthquake kills 10,000 people in Naples, Italy.
On this date in 1866, New Orleans PD is ordered by the city's Democratic government to raid an integrated Republican Party meeting.  40 people are killed and 150 injured.
On this date in 1930, Uruguay wins the first FIFA World Cup.
On this date in 1945, the USS Indianapolis is sunk by a Japanese sub, killing 883 crewmen.  Roughly 900 members of the crew survived the initial torpedo attack but only 317 of those actually survived.  The others died from shark attacks or medical problems caused by lack of lifeboats, food and fresh water.  They weren't rescued until four days after the sinking.
On this date in 1956, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs a joint resolution of Congress, authorizing In God We Trust as the U.S. national motto.
On this date in 1965, President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the Social Security Act of 1965 into law, establishing Medicare and Medicaid.
On this date in 1971, Apollo 15 lands on the moon with the first Lunar Rover.
On this date in 1974, President Richard Nixon releases subpoenaed White House records only after the U.S. Supreme Court ordered him to do so.
On this date in 1975, Jimmy Hoffa disappears, never to be seen again.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Samuel Rogers
Emily Bronte
Henry Ford
Smedley Butler (only U.S. Marine to be awarded two Medals of Honor for separate incidents)
Casey Stengel
Henry W. Bloch
Joe Nuxhall
Edd Byrnes
Bud Selig
Peter Bogdanovich
Paul Anka
David Sanborn
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jean Reno
Frank Stallone
Ken Olin
Anita Hill (leave her cans of soda alone, people)
Richard Linklater
Laurence Fishburne
Lisa Kudrow
Vivica Fox
Terry Crews
Sid Krofft
Eleanor Smeal
Patricia Schroeder
Christopher Nolan
Christine Taylor
Hilary Swank
Misty-May Treanor

Movie quotes today come from 2004's "Dodgeball:  A True Underdog Story" because Christine Taylor was in it:

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin: What?
[Patches throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]

#2

Kate Veatch: [Judo-grabs White Goodman and slams his face into the wall, leaving a streak of makeup] You don't get to touch me, ever!
Peter La Fleur: Okay, Romeo, let me help you up.
White Goodman: Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

#3

Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.

#4

Cotton McKnight:  ESPN Eight, the Ocho.





Monday, July 29, 2013

Its Official - Campaign to recall San Diego mayor Bob Filner has begun - and other eye-catching headlines

Starting on August 18th, residents of the city of San Diego can sign a petition seeking the recall of the city's mayor Bob Filner.  There's already a website, www.recallbob.com run by the man behind the movement to recall the scandal-plagued mayor.

The FBI staged raids in 76 cities across the nation over the last three days, arresting 150 pimps and others involved in teen prostitution.  They also rescued 105 teens who were forced into prostitution.

Local residents of Huntington Beach aided the employees of the Easyrider Bike Shop in preventing looters from ransacking it, when violence broke out.  A large crowd that gathered for a surfing competition in "Surf City" became violent and local police had to request reinforcements.

A-Roid/Pay-Rod is actually facing the potential of a lifetime ban from baseball according to several reports.  These reports say he's been given a choice.  Accept a suspension without pay through the end of the 2014 season, or be banned for life.  Considering he might still get $60 million from the Yankees if he accepts the suspension, or lose $100 million if he fights the case against him and loses, seems like a no-brainer.

Speaking of scandals involving performance-enhancing drugs, the Milwaukee Brewers have announced that they will be returning part of the salary lost by Ryan Braun as part of his suspension, to the fans.  During the month of August any fan attending a home game will receive a voucher for $10, good for anything they can purchase inside the stadium.  That includes tickets for home games for this season.  They expect to pay out $3.6 million in vouchers.

Isaac Galvan was elected to the Compton City Council last month.  It was the first time that a Latino was elected to the council.  Now it has come to light that he failed to file the required financial disclosures with the FPPC (state election watchdog) and he hired someone with a criminal record to be his community liaison.

An update on the Huntington Beach situation, as the city's Police Department says it has managed to identify some of the rioters because they bragged about their actions on social media.

It appears that the "50 Shades of Grey" is connected with an increase in calls to authorities for assistance in removing handcuffs.

The military judge presiding over the court-martial of Bradley Manning has said she will announce her verdict tomorrow afternoon.  Experts observing the trial are saying a guilty verdict is very likely.

Amanda Bynes is appealing the decision of a judge to extend her involuntary psychiatric hold from 72 hours to 14 days.  The hearing will be held at the hospital where she is staying and is closed to the public.

Teresa Guidice from the cast of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" and her husband have been indicted on 39 counts of fraud by the U.S. attorney's office.  The charges include bankruptcy fraud, inflating their income on loan applications and failure to file tax returns.

"The Wolverine" scratched its way to the top of the weekend box office wars, but the total gross of only $53.1 million was well below initial expectations.  Fortunately for the studios, it did very well overseas.  Last week's winner, "The Conjuring" finished a distant but strong second.  "Despicable Me 2", "Turbo" and "Grown Ups 2" rounded out the top five.  "Blue Jasmine", the new film from Woody Allen did an astonishing $102,000 per screen on six screens.  Look for some per screen drop off if it breaks wider next weekend.

Are Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity about to disappear from stations in the Cumulus Media empire?  Negotiations with Clear Channel, the distributor of both of the syndicated programs hosted by the conservative talkers have reached an impasse.  The issue isn't the politics of the hosts, but the distribution fees Clear Channel is asking for.

Time-Warner Cable had announced they were turning off the CBS local station/network in three major cities, but changed their minds 30 minutes later.  Negotiations will continue over licensing fees.

In Carson a housing tract of nearly 300 homes sits on contaminated ground.  Shell Oil once owned an underground tank farm, but failed to clean up the ground prior to selling it.  They were ordered to clean it up two years ago but have done nothing thus far.  The city is trying to force them to buy the homes, tear them down and then clean the dirt completely.

Taylor Swift has finally acknowledged Carly Simon's rightful place as the Queen of break-up songs, as the two sang a duet of Simon's "You're So Vain" during one of Swift's concerts.  The true identity of the man being referenced in Simon's song remains a secret that only Simon and one other person know (unless she's told someone other than the winner of a charity auction).

In Richmond, VA, the city's Double A minor league baseball team is the Flying Squirrels.  This week they've announced they will celebrate Scandal Night but selling one dollar hot dogs and inviting fans to tweet photos of themselves enjoying their hot dogs with Anthony Weiner in mind.





It's one of those good news/bad news Mondays

I have a long day ahead.  I'm supposed to work from 10 to 2 but I have to leave at one, due to having my third doctor's appointment of the day at 1:30.  They are scheduled for 8 a.m., 9 a.m., 1:30 p.m. and 2:40 p.m.  Depending on how long it takes to be seen, I may have to leave straight from the VA to go to Trivia.  If I'm lucky I can go home first and eat lunch around 4 in the afternoon before leaving for trivia.  At least dinner at trivia is free, paid for by prize "house cash" we won last time we were there.

I have one client scheduled and without going into details, it is going to be difficult (but not impossible) to give that client what they are looking for.  But I have "second look" returns to work on after I finish with that client, so I won't be bored.

The good news is that if two of the appointments go as expected, I'll be down to just two appointments a week for at least a month, and they are back-to-back early on Mondays.  Woo-hoo!

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Random Ponderings:

Did I just hear TMZ (it's playing in the background, waiting for the 4:30 a.m. news to start) use the Partridge Family song "Come On, Get Happy" as backdrop for a discussion of masturbation?

Is something going to be done to try to stem the spread of killer bees?  A swarm of them estimated in size at 30,000 attacked a couple in Texas out exercising their miniature horses.  The couple was stung 250 times between them and the horses were literally covered by the bees.  The horses did not survive.  Once the couple had made it inside their home, the bees were smashing themselves against the windows, trying to get at them.

Does it tarnish the fact someone "favorited" a Tweet you sent out when you discover that the Twitter account that took the action is actually a bot selling something (yes)?

The new Woody Allen movie, "Blue Jasmine" brought in over $100,000 per screen on six screens over the weekend.  Wonder how it will fare when it breaks wider.

No one names their daughter "Flossie" anymore.  So why do they still name tropical cyclones (which includes typhoons, hurricanes and tropical storms) Flossie?  Will the I storm this year be named Ichabod? (no, the selected name is actually Ingrid, but the N storm this year will be named Nestor).

In one of those "who wore it better" segments on Yahoo, the item in question was a pair of so-called "gladiator sandals" that rose to the knee.  A better question would be to ask if women are really lining up to pay $398 a pair for these monstrosities.

A study shows some millionaires don't consider themselves rich.  Seriously?  How many millions do they need before they consider themselves rich.  You don't have to be Larry Ellison who walks around with a $4.2 billion line of credit for impulse buying to be "rich", do you?

As the speculation swirls regarding a potential presidential run by Hilary Clinton in 2016, one question the pundits can't stop discussion is, will her statements about Benghazi come back to hurt her during the campaign (I say no, it will not matter to the voters she needs to attract).

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Colonel George "Bud" Day has died.  He was 88.  Day was a POW during the Vietnam War for over 5.5 years.  He was a recipient of both the Medal of Honor and the Air Force Cross, that service's two highest awards for valor on the field of battle.  Senator John McCain, who shared a cell in a POW camp with Colonel Day called him "...the bravest man I ever knew."  High praise indeed.

Colonel Day wasn't done fighting when he retired from the Air Force.  He practiced law and was a crusader for the rights of veterans.  His suit against the U.S. government that alleged that government had reneged on its promise to provide lifetime medical care for Korean and WWI veterans made it to the US Supreme Court but they refused to hear the case.  Though he lost that battle, he won the war as Congress soon passed legislation to include veterans who were over 65 with 20 years of service, or who were medically retired, in the military's TRICARE insurance program.

He was a real American hero.  RIP, sir.

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This Date In History:

On this date in 1565, the widowed Mary, Queen of Scots marries Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, Duke of Albany (sounds like she married several guys maybe?).
On this date in 1693, during the War of the Grand Alliance, French forces win a pyrrhic victory over the Allied forces in the Netherlands (just love the word pyrrhic).
On this date in 1863, the Arc de Triomphe is inaugurated in Paris.
On this date in 1858, the U.S. and Japan sign the Harris Treaty.
On this date in 1921, Adolf Hitler becomes the leader of the National Socialist Workers Party.
On this date in 1932, U.S. troops disperse the last remnants of the "Bonus Army" of World War I veterans.
On this date in 1948, after a hiatus of eight years, the Summer Olympic Games open in London.
On this date in 1958, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs the law that creates NASA.
On this date in 1959, Hawaii holds its first Congressional elections as a state.
On this date in 1967, there is a fire aboard the USS Forrestal, killing 134.
On this date in 1976, the Son of Sam killer makes his first attack.
On this date in 1981, a television audience of over 700 million people watch Prince Charles marry Lady Diana Spencer.
On this date in 1987, the agreement to build the "Chunnel" is signed.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Simon Dach
Alexis de Tocqueville
Benito Mussolini
Theda Bara
Dag Hammerskjold
Melvin Belli
"Captain" Lou Albano
Robert Fuller
Elizabeth Dole
Leslie Easterbrook
Ken Burns
Tim Gunn
Geddy Lee
Patti Scialfa
Martina McBride
Rodney Allen Rippy
Wil Wheaton
Stephen Dorff
Ryan "Roid" Braun
Allison Mack
Chad Billingsley

Movie quotes today come from the very funny "Police Academy", since today is the birthday of Leslie Easterbrook and she co-starred in that movie:

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.

#2

George Martin: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?

#3

Moses Hightower: I was a florist.
Carey Mahoney: A florist?
Moses Hightower: Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.

#4

Cmndt. Eric Lassard: [Presenting a slide show just as a hooker begins to give him a blow job] Now this first SLIIIDE... shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide... TWO! We see other view... of... IT! Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe it!

That one is really better as a visual:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rZCofcCbc0



Sunday, July 28, 2013

Perfection and the quest for it

Bowling has one.  Baseball has one.  Gymnastics, figure skating and diving have them.  Perfect scores.  As humans we eventually accept the fact that we are fallible, although we would much prefer to continue to think of ourselves as perfect.  Deep down inside we know we aren't.  There is no harsher judge of our own imperfections than ourselves.

The harsh parents, the critical teachers, the abusive coaches, none of them will ever be more critical than we are as individuals of our own actions.  Internally we decry the shortcomings we perceive in ourselves.  "I should have known that", "I should have done that", "I should have not done that" and so many more.

What ties most of our self-criticisms together?  What we "should" have done.  Charles Schulz may have explained it best in one of his Peanuts cartoons.

 

We are filled with expectations.  Expectations about what others will do.  Which team will win a ball game.  How bad or good traffic will be at a particular time.  But we hold the highest expectations of ourselves.  We don't realize it consciously but there is a part of us (okay, most of us) who seek to be "perfect", even though it is impossible to be perfect throughout one's life.

Some of us carry more potential than others.  We're stronger, or smarter, or have whatever gifts we were endowed with (or developed).  That just makes the expectations even higher. 

This is something I live with every day and I'm working to overcome.  I know I can't know the answer to every single question asked in every single category in a game of trivia.  At least I know that logically.  Emotionally, I want to be able to come up with the answer to all of those questions.

Speaking of the things I live with every day, Sunday has been a challenging day thus far.  I had the day all planned out.  Breakfast here, go and see the new Woody Allen film, run by the market and then come home and take it easy for the rest of the day.  I'd purchased my ticket the night before because showings of this film had been selling out all day Saturday.  So much so that the theater had added a late show after 11:00 p.m.

Went to the car and turned the key in the ignition and...it tried but didn't start.  It started on the second try so I decided to go to the theater and then deal with it later.  Only when I finished parking at the theater I figured I'd better make sure it would start again.  It wouldn't.  That led to an odyssey that ended with me missing the movie, sitting for more than an hour at Pep Boys and having to pay an ungodly sum for a car battery (they only had one model in stock or so they said, but at that point I didn't care any more).  I did my marketing and other errands and came home frustrated.

Normally when stuff like that happens, I have always gotten rid of the negative emotions by eating something not so good for me.  If I hadn't been in the hospital in June, I might have done the same today.  A quick stop at the McDonald's drive-thru and $12 or $13 worth of greasy fast food later, I'd be feeling okay about what had happened today (there was other stuff), and just focused on the guilt over what I'd just eaten.  I can't say that won't happen ever again, but I didn't let it happen today.  At least not yet.  Since I have already ordered dinner from the kitchen here, it won't.  I loathe the idea of spending money on food when I have something already available that I like more than I loathe dealing with the guilt of eating something I might like more but should be choosing not to consume.

So the bad part of the day ends with a moral victory.

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In today's L.A. Times, Michael Hiltzik takes a shot at online learning.  The Massive Online Open Course (MOOC) model is fairly new and is not representative of all online learning.  Nor does it need to be.  Maybe MOOC won't work but it is too soon to just discard it on the waste heap.  Not when you examine the success of earlier successes in the field of distance learning.

I may be a bit biased here.  When I finally got around to finishing my Bachelor's degree at the relatively old age of 48, I graduated from the very first fully accredited online university.  Western Governors University (WGU) was founded in 1997 by a group of governors of western states (big surprise, eh?).  It now has 35,000 students in the U.S., and there are five affiliated online universities, WGU Texas, WGU Tennessee, WGU Missouri, WGU Washington and WGU Indiana.

There is much debate about which model for delivering education is "better", the brick and mortar classroom approach, or the online model.  There are plusses and minuses to both.  My main attraction to attending university online is that when I was working a full-time and a part-time job, I didn't have time to get to classes on a campus a couple of times per week for hours at a time.  WGU let me take the courses at my own pace, often late at night or on weekends.  I interacted with professors, counselors and my fellow students through email and on-line chats that were held on a regular basis.

WGU's program is different as it is competency based learning, without grades.  You take a course and either pass it, or don't pass it.  If you fail to demonstrate the competencies involved, you just take the course again (or simply demonstrate the competencies).  I didn't get around to completing the requirements for a course I was taking by the end of the semester and was marked incomplete (I finished the requirements a few weeks later).  The BA and BS programs require a final course known as the "Capstone" project.  Mine was fine except that the evaluator wanted me to flesh out more details on one part of the assignment.  Once I did, I was done.

I won't say one is better than the other.  I will say that online learning offers an alternative approach for those who don't do well, or can't get to the brick and mortar classrooms.

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If there was some kind of meter that could measure the tension in a certain geographic area, this place would have the highest level of tension anywhere in the world.  That might change once in a while when something like what's going on right now in Egypt is taking place; but for the most part the Demilitarized Zone on the Korean Peninsula is the tensest place on Earth.

It is a contradiction in terms, since the 160 mile long by 2.5 mile wide area is the most militarized border on the planet.  Between the end of the Korean War in 1953 and 1999, over 500 South Korean soldiers and 50 U.S. soldiers died in action along the "Z" as it is commonly referred to.

Is North Korea planning to attack someday?  Four tunnels have been discovered by the U.S. and South Korean forces that were obviously built by North Korea for the purpose of invasion.  But no new tunnels have been discovered since 1990.  Or should I say none where their existence was publicly acknowledged.  But with the passage of time, I believe the potential for an incursion by the North continues to lessen.

I've been there.  Being there is an amazing experience.  If you're ever in South Korea and you have a chance, go.

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Random Ponderings:

Will credit reporting bureaus be more responsive to individuals trying to fix errors in their credit reports now that a jury has awarded $18.4 million in punitive damages against Equifax (probably not)?

Isn't it long past time for Anthony Weiner to fold up his doomed campaign to become mayor of New York City?  He couldn't get elected dog catcher at this point.

Also, isn't it time for San Diego mayor Bob Filner to just go away?  Not for two weeks of intensive therapy, but to resign and go home to prepare his court defense.

I understand people who collect sports memorabilia paying big bucks for sticks, jerseys and the like from Wayne Gretzky's professional career.  But for the hockey stick that he used to score his 1,000 goal when he was 13??  Current bid for it is $11,000 and it is expected to bring more than $20,000 when the auction has ended.  I bid $4.95 but I was outbid immediately. :(

Why is it that the federal government can force public schools across the land to allow transgender students to use the bathroom that fits the gender they claim to be, but Smith College can refuse admission to a transgender student?  Seems like a disconnect somewhere.

Which is worse?  Baseball players who take performance-enhancing drugs, or players who bet on baseball games involving their own team?

This Date In History:

On this date in 1540, Thomas Cromwell is executed for treason by order of King Henry VIII.  He marries Catherine Howard the same day.
On this date in 1794, Robespierre is executed by guillotine.
On this date in 1854, the USS Constellation, last all-sail US Navy vessel is commissioned.
On this date in 1868, the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is certified.
On this date in 1896, the city of Miami is incorporated.
On this date in 1914, Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia.
On this date in 1935, the first flight of the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress takes place.
On this date in 1945, a B-25 bomber crashes into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building.  14 are killed and 26 are injured.
On this date in 1973, a rock festival at Watkins Glen International Raceway draws a crowd of 600,000.
On this date in 1974, Spetsgruppa A, an elite unit of Russian special forces personnel dedicated to counter-terrorism.
On this date in 1993, Andorra joins the United Nations.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Beatrix Potter
Lucy Burns
Barbara La Marr
Rudy Vallee
Carmen Dragon
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Junior Kimbrough
Alberto Fujimori
Bill Bradley
Jim Davis
Sally Struthers
Georgia Engel
Vida Blue
Randall Wallace
Hugo Chavez
Terry Fox
Rachel Sweet
Lori Loughlin
Alexis Arquette
Elizabeth Berkley
Manu Ginobli

Movie quotes today come from "The First Wives Club" as birthday girl Elizabeth Berkley was in it:

[about her ex-husband's date]
Brenda: What's the matter, Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?

#2

Brenda: There she is. Princess Pelvis!

#3

Elise: I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person.
Brenda: No, that's why your co-stars drink.

#4

Phoebe LaVelle: Hi, I'm Phoebe. I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like you. Only, me!

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Presumed Innocent

Random Ponderings:

Should U.S. Army Major Nidal Hassan continue to draw his military pay and benefits while he sits in a jail cell awaiting court martial?  There is proposed legislation to change the law and allow the military to suspend the pay of someone accused of murder and/or sexual assault, before they are convicted.  Is that violating the presumption of innocence?  The military can already do this to civilian employees.

Do you feel like seeing Social Security renamed Social Insecurity?

I think it's awesome that actress Danica Mackellar can be both a math genius and look smoking hot as she did the other day on the set of an Avril Lavigne video.

Is the world really huge or incredibly small?  I encountered two graduates of the school where I worked today.

When will the NY Yankees finally be able to dump A-Roid (call him Pay-Rod or A-Rod if you wish)?

Does former Washington D.C. mayor Marion Berry really expect anyone to believe his denial today on CNN that he did not smoke crack cocaine?

Is there something wrong with the fact that a Massachusetts couple who put a $1 million winning lottery ticket in the trash only realized they hadn't checked it after coming home from a losing session at the casino?

Does the fact that the film "Animal House" turns 35 tomorrow make you feel old?  It sure makes me feel ancient.

Sticking with Animal House for a moment, who'd have thought that Kevin Bacon would become a bigger star than anyone else in that cast?

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After much thought I've concluded that the new-fangled parking meters with sensors on them are not fair.  For those who haven't encountered these things, they know that a car is parked in the space they "monitor" and no one can put more money in the meter for that vehicle until is pulls completely out of that space.  Also, if the vehicle pulls out of the space, any time remaining on the meter disappears.

I think this isn't just wrong, it's illegal.  Or it should be, under the doctrine of unjust enrichment.  If you live in an apartment and you have a lease, you must pay the rent on that lease each month.  If you move out before the lease is up, you're legally liable for the rent; unless and until the owner re-rents the apartment to a new tenant.  Once that happens, you're relieved of the liability for rent because it would unjustly enrich that apartment owner.

The same principle applies here.  If I pay to park in a space for an amount of time, that amount of time belongs to me.  If I choose to abandon it, it should be up to me to decide if it should disappear or if the next car can just have my unused time.  The city is essentially being paid twice for renting out the same space once.  It is a textbook example of unjust enrichment.

I suspect some lawyer will come up with this at some point and file a class action suit against large cities who have done this, on behalf of parkers who had to pay for a space that was already paid for.

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Marital infidelity is an old problem.  While the percentage of married women who cheat seems to be on the rise, it is still much more likely that the cheating partner in a heterosexual relationship will be the man.  However other factors are involved.  Women in positions of power/influence or who have much higher earnings appear to be more inclined to cheat than other women. 

Why do people cheat?  Here are some reasons:

Payback.  Whether actual or just perceived, the idea that a partner has cheated on a person may plant a seed in their mind that will lead to their own infidelity. 

Physical chemistry.  Sometimes one member of the couple reaches the point where they are no longer attracted to their partner, or are more attracted to someone else.

Spending no time together.  Look at George Clooney and Stacy Keibler.  They weren't married, but their relationship appears to have ended because they'd been apart for months and it would be more months before they could spend any time together.  One of the sad facts of military life is that the strong relationships survive the periods of separation and the weak relationships don't.  Or they do, but only because someone is being unfaithful.

The subject fascinates me.  Maybe because I've been the victim of infidelity more than once, or because I can't imagine myself engaging in it.

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This Date in History:

On this date in 1054, Siward, the Earl of Northumbria invades Scotland and defeats MacBeth, King of Scotland.
On this date in 1549, Jesuit Priest Francis Xavier's ship arrives at Japan.
On this date in 1663, the English Parliament decrees, in the Second Navigation Act, that all goods headed to the American colonies must be sent from English ports, in English ships.
On this date in 1789, the first U.S. federal government agency, the Department of Foreign Affairs is established (it was the forerunner of today's State Department).
On this date in 1794, Robespierre is arrested after calling for the execution of thousands of "enemies" of the French Revolution.
On this date in 1866, the first permanent transatlantic telegraph cable is completed.
On this date in 1890, Vincent Van Gogh shoots himself.  He dies two days later.
On this date in 1900, Kaiser Wilhelm II makes a speech comparing Germans to the Huns.  Hun will be used as a derogatory name for Germans for decades afterward.
On this date in 1929, the Geneva Convention of 1929 is signed.
On this date in 1953, South Korean President Syngman Rhee refuses to sign the armistice that was signed by the U.S., North Korea and China; ending the Korean War.
On this date in 1964, 5,000 additional U.S. advisors are sent to South Vietnam.
On this date in 1974, the House Judiciary Committee votes 27-11 to recommend the first article of impeachment against President Richard M. Nixon.
On this date in 1981, six year old Adam Walsh is kidnapped in Florida.  His body was found two weeks later.  His father would later help create "America's Most Wanted".

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Alexandre Dumas, fil (son of the man who wrote "The Count of Monte Christo" and "The Three Musketeers")
Keenan Wynn
Adolfo Celi
Norman Lear
Mas Oyama
Jack Higgins
Bobbie Gentry
Peggy Fleming
Maureen McGovern
Yahoo Serious
Carol Leifer
Bill Engvall
Donnie Yen
Maya Rudolph
Dolph Ziggler

Movie quotes today come from the underrated film "Duets" from 2000.  A young Maya Rudolph had a very small role in it as a karaoke hostess:

Todd Woods: Sorry Candy, I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes.
Candy: But Todd, You don't smoke!

#2

Suzi Loomis: I'm gonna be the only major thing that has happened to you in your life, and you're gonna be jerking off to my memory on your goddamned death bed!

#3

Todd Woods: I can't go back to who I was. I'm different now. I sing.

#4

Shop Manager: How'd you like to pay for that? Cash, check, credit card?
Suzi Loomis: Uh, well, we're a little short on money right now, sir, but I'll consider it an honor and a privilege to suck your dick.
[machinery whirs over last word]

Losing $2 million just for not showing up and other eye-catching Friday headlines

(Author's note:  Sorry this was delayed)

Imagine finding out on Twitter that you just blew $2 million because you didn't make it to the gym.  That's pretty much what happened to San Francisco 49er Tarell Brown.  His contract had a clause in it that would have paid him an extra $2.075 million if he'd attended their workout program in Santa Clara.  He decided to do his working out at home in Texas and now he's lost that money.  He has fired his agent, who apparently didn't bother telling him about this contract clause.

Army Colonel Denise Lind has the fate of Bradley Manning in her hands.  The defense has given their closing argument in his court-martial.  Manning, on trial for passing on hundreds of thousands of classified documents to WikiLeaks, faces up to life in prison if convicted.

The UC Davis police officer who lost his job in July of last year after an investigation determined his pepper-spraying of protestors was unwarranted has filed for worker's compensation, claiming psychiatric injury. 

The papers filed with the court by the parents of Amanda Bynes claim she has spent $1.2 million in the past few months.  Her parents are seeking conservatorship over her, something that's not easily granted in California.  The judge has already extended the 5150 psychiatric hold of 72 hours to a 5250 hold of 14 days.

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is ignoring the increasing calls for her resignation, and says he will spend two weeks in intensive therapy for his "problems."  His critics call it a delaying tactic.

Another U.S. Army soldier will be awarded the Medal of Honor for valor during a battle described in a book by CNN anchor Jake Tapper.  "The Outpost:  An Untold Story of American Valor" describes a battle in Afghanistan where 53 U.S. troops were attacked by 300 Taliban insurgents.  Sergeant Ty Carter risked his own life during the battle to attempt to save two other soldiers.

The SyFy Channel will rebroadcast "Sharknado" a number of times, but in a rare event, a made for TV movie will be moving to the big screen.  On August 2nd, Regal Cinemas will host a midnight showing of the film.

A Vietnam veteran whose metal implants set off a courthouse metal detector was cited for disorderly conduct for using the "F-bomb".

The State of Florida will pony up $5 million to help fund a sequel to the film "Dolphin Tale."  Governor Rick Scott said "the odds are we will get a great return on our investment."

The announcers apparently weren't paying close enough attention to the man in camouflage uniform and boots in this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=67g7cwogMIw That's a member of the Air Force, like it says in the tape over his left breast pocket.  Still, making a dunk like that dressed like that is impressive.

There's good news and bad news in this item.  The good news is that the owner of a classic Corvette with less than 10,000 miles on it has his stolen car back.  The bad news is that the thieves put over 400 miles on it.








Friday, July 26, 2013

Were rules made to be broken?

In 1972, Don McCune was a so-so professional bowler.  That year he won almost $24,000 in prize money.  The following year, he won six titles and tripled his winnings to $69,000.  How did he do it?  He cheated.  Except there was no rule against what he did.

McCune and almost every other professional bowler was trying to find a way to get more "grab" from their bowling balls.  New technology had made the surface of the lanes sturdier and the hard bowling balls being manufactured at the time just didn't hook like they had on the old lanes.  McCune talked to a chemist he knew and then went out and bought a five gallon can of a solvent (most believe it to be Methyl Ethyl Ketone, known as MEK).  He soaked a ball in it overnight, which softened the surface dramatically.  Next thing you know, he's PBA player of the year.  Only a few weeks after he began his winning ways, 22 of 24 semi-finalists at a tournament were using "soakers".

And at this point let me offer a disclaimer.  Before rules about bowling ball hardness came into effect, once I learned how this was being done, I took a plastic ball I had (it had to be plastic, the process did not work well with rubber bowling balls) and soaked it overnight.  It didn't make a major improvement in my game, but it sure did hook like crazy.  Ultimately I had trouble controlling just how much that ball hooked and I got rid of it.

Soon after soaking became a major factor in bowling at more than just the professional level, the American Bowling Congress changed the rules.  Durometer is both a measure of the hardness of a substance on a scale from 1 to 100, and the tool that's used to take this measurement.  ABC said that all bowling balls has to be at least a 72 on the durometer scale.  The Professional Bowlers Association went even further.  They said 75 and they insisted that all bowling balls used by PBA members had to have a small hole drilled in it for truly effective measurement of the ball's hardness.

After the 1973 season, Don McCune did not win another PBA title.  He was elected to the PBA Hall of Fame in 1991.  This year, he was inducted into the USBC (the United States Bowling Congress replaced the ABC a number of years ago) Hall of Fame.  With 8 PBA titles and his other accomplishments in the game, he deserved it.

Or did he?  Did he cheat?  It wasn't against the rules.  That's the argument that people who want to see Mark McGwire in Baseball's Hall of Fame make.  Baseball had not banned steroids until 1991 and whether or not the specific drugs that McGwire used during his career were "illegal" (which would have made them banned based on a baseball policy dating back to 1971) is subject to debate.  However, he will almost certainly never become a member of the Hall of Fame because of his use of steroids.

Like politics, these issues are all about perception.  The rules are written in black and white, but usually contain shades of gray.  In the eyes of most people, McCune did not cheat while McGwire did.  That's probably why the former is in his sport's Hall of Fame and latter is not.

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I went to a midnight movie last night.  It's always a tough choice to make.  I never needed much sleep.  Most of the 1990s and 2000s was spent getting just four or five hours of sleep per night.  Now my body craves sleep.  Maybe it is part of the aging process and maybe it's because of my various illnesses.

I knew in making the choice to go to that film last night that it would be debilitating today.  But I don't work today, I'm probably not going to see a movie today and we are playing trivia tonight somewhere fairly close.  So today will be a day of recovery from making a choice to do something I enjoy.

Why I love to see a movie on opening night (or opening day) is a mystery to me.  It's still the same movie the next day or the next week.  Obviously there is an urgency in terms of getting reviews posted to www.TailSlate.net as quickly as possible.  I have three unwritten reviews to do at the moment and I've set a self-imposed deadline of this coming Sunday to finish them.  "Lovelace", "On Frozen Ground" and "The Wolverine" are the three.  I have passes to see a screening of "Austenland" in a couple of weeks, just before it opens.

There was a time when I thought I was writing my "daily headlines" for my friends.  Now I know that I'm doing it mostly for me I am trying to have more fun with it.  So if you've noticed me trying to inject a little more humor, or focusing on stories I find interesting, that's why.

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A reminder that you're cordially invited to follow me on Twitter.  @cyclist1959

Random ponderings:

Did Paula Deen really ask her African-American cook to dress like Aunt Jemima and ring a dinner bell?  Seriously?

Who really expected Shaq to "mentor" DeMarcus Cousins?  Cousins says he hasn't heard a word from Shaq since he said he would make Cousins "the best big man in the game."

Bad enough the DWP pays its employees too much, now we're learning they have essentially unlimited paid time off for illness without any serious documentation of illness required.  In the last three years, DWP employees have taken 415 years worth of "extra" sick days.

So the EDD is going to be closed on Monday, who cares?  You can't get through to them on a Monday anyway.

There is something seriously wrong with the legal system in Israel, where a man who molested his children can block his wife from being granted a divorce.

If you think that I'm going to have just one vanilla crème filled donut the minute I can get to one of the new Dunkin Donuts stores that are opening on the Westside, two years from now, you would be wrong!  :)  I'll have one vanilla crème filled and one chocolate crème filled.  Odds are good those will be the last two of their donuts I'll have.

The Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro will be spending the rest of his life in prison.  Is that a better ending to this story than a long drawn out fight to put him to death?

I have no scientific evidence to support this, but based on anecdotal evidence it appears the rate of DUI arrests among rappers is higher than the rest of the population.

This Date in History:

On this date in 1745, the first recorded women's cricket match is held in England.
On this date in 1788, New York ratifies the US Constitution and becomes the 11th state.
On this date in 1847, Liberia declares independence.
On this date in 1891, France annexes Tahiti.
On this date in 1936, the Axis Powers decide to intervene in the Spanish Civil War.
On this date in 1941, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt orders all Japanese assets in the U.S. to be seized, in response to Japan's invasion of Indochina.
On this date in 1944, the first German V2 rocket hits the United Kingdom.
On this date in 1945, the Potsdam Declaration is signed.
On this date in 1948, President Harry Truman signs an executive order desegregating the U.S. military.
On this date in 1965, the Maldives are granted full independence.
On this date in 1989, Robert T. Morris, Jr. is indicted for releasing a computer worm, becoming the first person to be prosecuted under the 1986 Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

George Clinton (the 4th Vice President of the U.S., not the musician)
Mariano Arista
George Bernard Shaw
Carl Jung
Aldous Huxley
Gracie Allen
Estes Kefauver
Vivian Vance
Bob Waterfield
Blake Edwards
Jason Robards
Jan Berenstain
Hoyt Wilhelm
James Best
Stanley Kubrick
Joe Jackson (patriarch of the Jackson family, not the singer)
Dobie Gray
Peter Hyams
Helen Mirren
Susan George
Dorothy Hamill
Kevin Spacey
Sandra Bullock
Jeremy Piven
Kate Beckinsale
Daniel Negreanu

Movie quotes today were going to come from "Last Days of Disco" in honor of Kate Beckinsale's birthday, but we did that movie recently.  So instead we get "Two Weeks Notice" for Sandra Bullock's birthday:

George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.

#2

George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

#3

George Wade: Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think?
[holds up cufflinks]
Lucy Kelson: I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.
George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?

 #4

Lucy Kelson: [during divorce proceedings] You're referring to the alleged infidelity?
Lauren Wade: *Alleged?* He was having sex with her in our *bed*.
George Wade: Well, I knew how worried you were about getting anything on that sofa.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Accused reckless driver will be tried for two counts of manslaughter and other eye-catchers

A 19 year old driver who ran into a utility pole in Valley Village is going to stand trial for two counts of gross vehicular manslaughter related to the accident.  Two women who tried to come to his aid were electrocuted by downed power lines coming into contact with water at the scene.

Three news producers at KTVU in San Francisco were fired and another resigned for health reasons in the wake of the Asiana Flight 214 incident.  The station unknowingly broadcast what they thought were the names of the flight's pilots, which were actually prank names.

At least 80 people including one American are dead in the derailment of a train travelling at a high rate of speed in Spain. 

Another of the jurors in the trial of George Zimmerman has spoken out about the case.  Juror B-29 says that "he got away with murder" in the shooting of Trayvon Martin; but she also said the lack of evidence and Florida law gave the jurors no choice but to find him not guilty.  She was the lone minority member of the jury and she also said that race was not a factor in the deliberations.

Hedge fund operator SAC Capital Advisors was indicted on five counts involving wire fraud and securities fraud.  The charges stem from allegations of insider-trading.  It is rare to see a criminal prosecution of a securities firm.  One of the firm's traders was indicted personally.

The arraignment of a man accused of killing his girlfriend, the world record holder for largest collection of shoe-related items.  She owned 14,684 shoe items including a replica of Cinderella's glass slipper.

A retired U.S. Army colonel is undergoing a mental health evaluation after his neighbors complained he was brandishing a rifle at them.  When SWAT officers arrived they found the man in full dress uniform.

The second man convicted of pointing a laser at an aircraft is awaiting sentencing.  The first person convicted, a North Hollywood teen was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison this past March.

If you happen to have a spare $1.2 million you can own the ranch that was used as home of Texas Ranger Cordell Walker during the filming of "Walker, Texas Ranger."  Norris and his family are "down-sizing".  No word on whether or not the Total Gym apparatus in the home's gym is included in the sale price.

In France, it is now okay to make rude remarks to the President of France.  Until now, it has been a criminal offense.

The "friendly confines" of Chicago's Wrigley Field won't be so friendly if its neighbors file suit against the team and the city.  Chicago has approved a $500 million renovation plan that is stridently opposed by the park's neighbors.

Tommy Chong is defending anti-Oprah comments made by his daughter. 

Sacrilege!  Hasbro is once again tinkering with Monopoly.  They are putting out a new version called Monopoly Empire designed to target a younger, less patient audience.  It won't have a jail and the object is buying and selling the world's top brands.  I won't be buying a copy.

NBA star Derrick Rose says he is the best player out there.  I'm sure that will not please MVP LeBron James.

If phishing wasn't bad enough, now there is smishing.  That involves a text sent to your smartphone inviting you to click on a link to a fraudulent website or phone number.

WalMart is undercutting pricing of their competitors in the battle over the back-to-school buying frenzy.  While they are only 10% cheaper than Target, their prices are 45% below those of Staples and 50% below KMart's.

Justin Bieber is spitting again.  This time from his hotel room on the sidewalk below.

The parents of Amanda Bynes have filed for conservatorship over their daughter. 


Cause and effect

I needed to call the IRS today.  Not for a client...then again I guess I'm my own client.  It was for a personal matter.  Once I got past the menu prompts and was placed on hold, waiting for a live person, I was on hold for 49 minutes.  It took another ten minutes to resolve my question.  So roughly an hour to get some information I needed.

Is this too long?  It is if you're the one waiting.  Why is it so long?  Because even if the IRS was fully staffed and had every customer service line in use, it still wouldn't be enough.  We don't want to pay for that kind of service from our government agencies.

Ever tried to talk to the people at the California EDD about an unemployment or state disability claim?  You'll dial and it will be busy.  You repeat that five or six times and then you finally get a ring.  The computer answers, you go through the various prompts to get to the right person.  Then instead of being put on hold, you get another recorded message.  "The maximum number of people on hold has been reached.  We are unable to help you at this time.  Please try your call again later.

A friend of mine who was also on SDI when I was told me his little trick for getting through was to call the Spanish language line and then pretend he'd dialed the wrong number.  I tried it once.  After four busy signals I realized it wasn't an improvement.

Government agencies have been forced to cut staffing to bare bones minimums in many areas.  Veterans are waiting months, sometimes years, just to have their claims for disability denied.  Then they appeal and they wait longer and longer and may get denied again.  Same for Social Security disability, although that backlog isn't as bad as the one at the VA.  President Obama arranged for funding for hiring additional people to process disability claims at the VA and it took over two years to begin the hiring process.

The bottom line is that we get the government we are willing to pay for.   You want your phone call answered on the first try and to reach a live person in under five minutes?  Great.  We can do it.  The catch is you'll have to pay more in taxes so we can afford to install more phone lines, buy more equipment and then hire more people who we will pay too much and give benefits packages to that we can't sustain.

I know I'm ranting again but we have no one but ourselves to blame.  We keep sending the same people back to Congress and the state legislatures year after year, for one reason.  Because they keep the government coffers flowing in the direction of their constituencies.   Let's look at the late Senator Robert Byrd from West Virginia.

He was the record holder for having served in Congress longer than anyone (that record was recently broken).  He became the chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee in 1989.  At that time he said he would steer $1 billion worth of public works projects to his home state.  It only took him two years to hit that goal.  He was named "Porker of the Year" by a citizen's watchdog group on government spending.  Just how much pork barrel spending did he push into his home state?  There are more than 50 buildings there which are named after him or his wife. 

Bring the bacon home and the electorate will keep sending you back to get more pork.

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Random ponderings:

How awesome is it that the wife of Atlanta Braves pitcher Tim Hudson is such a classy lady?  She sent a Tweet of genuine thanks to the player who stepped on her husband's ankle and broke it in what may be a career ending injury (Eric Young Jr had gone back to apologize after the mishap).

Was anyone else laughing over the fact that the owner of a restaurant where Taylor Swift dined and left a $500 tip (along with free show tickets for the staff) said that he was more of an "Ozzy" fan?

Now that Keith Olberman has come full circle and said he is "all about sports", how long before his first political statement?  I predict less than 90 days.

A tip of the cap to Illinois Comptroller Judy Baer Topinka and Governor Pat Quinn for holding the feet of the state's lawmakers to the fire.  Quinn cut the pay of legislators from the state's budget and Topinka is refusing to pay them until the governor restores the pay.  He says he won't until they've addressed the $97 billion shortfall in pension funding (apparently I'm not the only one worried about this stuff on all levels).

Now that four producers have left San Francisco's KTVU news over the pilot name prank regarding the Asiana Flight 214 crash, will we finally learn who made up those names?  Three of the producers were fired, the fourth is claiming their departure was due to "health reasons."

I find it very interesting that you can open a Papa John's franchise with only $50,000 in liquid assets while it takes $2 million in liquid assets to open a Wendy's.  And if you want to own a pair of the Golden Arches, be prepared to show $750,000 in liquid assets.  I have a tough time with that word "liquid" in this context.  I know that's the usage, but when I hear that word I think of water or some other drink.

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It was a dark day in the history of the U.S. Navy, and the U.S. in general.  January 23, 1968.  On that date, the USS Pueblo was assigned duty to monitor Soviet naval activity in the Tsushima Strait while intercepting and analyzing North Korean communications.

The North Korean government maintains to this day that the ship was well within their territorial waters.  International standards at the time were 12 nautical miles but NK claimed a 50 mile boundary at sea.  They deployed ships and fighter jets to force the ship and her crew to surrender and be captured.

The crew was taken prisoner and held for 11 months before being released on December 23, 1968.  They were tortured and the torture was turned up considerably after the North Koreans learned that the crew's raising of their middle fingers wasn't a "good luck sign" in staged propaganda photos.

Now that the anniversary of their so-called "Victory Day" is upon us (July 27th is the day the armistice that ended hostilities was signed), the government of North Korea has decided to put the Pueblo on display.  To show their contempt and resolve to stand up against the U.S.  The USS Pueblo is still on the books as a commissioned U.S. Navy vessel, listed as "captured."

It's been 45 years.  The time to retrieve the Pueblo is long past.  Something should be done (through negotiations, not a "SEAL Team 6" raid to capture it and sail it out of their waters; although that might make a nice movie.

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This Date In History:

On this date in 315, the Arch of Constantine is completed.
On this date in 864, Charles the Bald orders defensive measures against the Vikings (another royal name I love to see written down).
On this date in 1261, Constantinople is recaptured, re-establishing the Byzantine Empire.
On this date in 1554, Mary I marries Philip II of Spain.
On this date in 1755, the Nova Scotia Council orders the deportation of the Acadians.
On this date in 1783, the Siege of Cuddalore ended with a preliminary peace agreement (the battle was part of both the American Revolutionary War and the Second Anglo-Mysore War).
On this date in 1837, the first commercial use of an electrical telegraph is successfully demonstrated.
On this date in 1861, the Crittenden-Johnson Resolution is passed by Congress.  This resolution states that the Civil War is being fought to preserve the Union and not to end slavery.
On this date in 1868, Wyoming becomes a U.S. territory.
On this date in 1917, Canada introduces the first income tax in the nation, supposedly a "temporary" measure.
On this date in 1946, the U.S. detonates an atomic bomb underwater in the lagoon at the Bikini Atoll.
On that same date, Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin do their first show as a comedy team.
On this date in 1956, the Andrea Doria sinks, killing 51.
On this date in 1965, Bob Dylan "plugs in", going electric at the Newport Folk Festival.
On this date in 1978, Louise Brown, the world's first test tube baby is born.
On this date in 2010, WikiLeaks publishes thousands of classified documents about the war in Afghanistan.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Henry Knox (first U.S. Secretary of War and yes, Fort Knox is named after him)
Arthur Balfour
Walter Brennan
Jack Gilford
Joseph P. Kennedy Jr.
Estelle Getty
Jerry Paris
Adnan Khashoggi
Barbara Harris
John Robinson
Mark Clarke
Walter "Sweetness" Payton
Iman
Illeana Douglas
Matt LeBlanc
Brad Renfro

Movie quotes today come from the excellent 1996 film "Sleepers" in honor of the late Brad Renfro, who would have been 31 today had he lived (he played the young "Michael", while Brad Pitt portrayed the adult Michael):

Nokes: What do you want?
John: What I've always wanted. To watch you die.

#2

Father Bobby: [about Shakes' prank in the church] Nuns are such easy targets.

#3

Lorenzo: [after handing Detective Davenport surveillance photos and proof that Adam Styler's a crooked cop] So, you got enough for conviction?
Detective: That ain't up to me. That's up to a jury.
Lorenzo: [hands Davenport a gun in a plastic bag] Show the jury this.
Detective: What do you got there, Ness?
Lorenzo: About 3 weeks ago, the body of a drug dealer named Indian Red Lopez was found in an alley in Jackson Heights. Three bullets in his head, nothing in his pockets.
Detective: I'm with you so far.
Lorenzo: This is the gun that killed him, and these are the shells.
Detective: What's behind door number 3?
Lorenzo: The prints on the gun belong to Adam Styler.
Detective: Hey, do me a favor, would you?
Lorenzo: What's that?
Detective: If I ever make it onto your shit list, give me a call. Give me a chance to apologize.

#4

Fat Mancho: The street is the only thing that matters. Court is for uptown people with suits, money, lawyers with three names. If you got cash you can buy court justice. But on the street, justice has no price. She's blind where the judge sits but she's not blind out here. Out here the bitch got eyes.

Why is it....

I've mentioned the axioms of retired General Colin Powell before.  One of them is "bad news unlike wine does not improve with age.  So why is it some people avoid dealing with the bad stuff for the longest time (and yeah, I see myself in this on some issues)?

We had a client come into the office today who has a problem.  Without going into the specifics, which could potentially violate the client's privacy, suffice it to say the IRS has told this client that their tax return from a prior year has been "examined" and they determined that the client needs to cough up well over $7,000.  A large part of the balance is a penalty for "inaccuracy" (several thousand dollars).  The client is in fact legally entitled to the deductions and credits the IRS disallowed in their examination but failed to provide the proper documentation of this in prior dealings with the IRS.

The waiting part?  The client's last resort, unless we can work out something with the IRS on the client's behalf, is to petition the U.S. Tax Court.  That petition must be filed before the month ends.  So why did the client wait so long to come and see us?  Well, the client had been in before but that was a few months back.  The most recent letter has been in the client's hands for weeks now.

Fortunately, the urgency is all on the client in getting the correspondence we prepared on the client's behalf (have you noticed by now I'm deliberately being gender-nonspecific to ensure no one will ever know the client's identity?) to the IRS quickly.  We did our part.

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Apologies for no news headlines blog yesterday.  I was just too tired when I returned home from trivia to finish it.  Today may be a repeat of that but I will do my best to prevent this from happening.

Random ponderings:

I watched a driver two cars in front of me today about to turn right.  He had his turn signal on and had begun the return when he (yes, a male driver) suddenly swerved to go straight and then turned left, cutting off the car between us.  So how long before this guy injures or kills someone because he apparently doesn't know left from right?

If you were trying to do something on the sly, is "Carlos Danger" a name you'd use?

How many more people need to die while hiking "The Wave" in the AZ/UT desert before they make a change about use of the site during the hottest parts of summer?  Three have died so far just this year.

A study shows that calling people "fat names" will make them eat more.  Do you think people who call people those fat names will stop when they hear about this study (no way)?

The parents of Amanda Bynes are looking into conservatorship for their wayward daughter.  I think they'd be excellent candidates to approach about joining the Society of Procrastinators I plan to form.  Maybe tomorrow.  Maybe next week.

If you were part of a family that had been "saved" by George Zimmerman, would you go public about the incident?  I would want nothing to do with all of the negative sentiment currently aimed at Mr. Zimmerman.

Now that Hanes has purchased Maidenform, will Jockey be buying Fruit of the Loom?

When is some bank going to realize that they could ace out the pre-paid debit card issuers by opening savings accounts for people who need the prepaid option and give them debit cards to access the money?  All of the protection of debit cards for a small monthly fee.  A real money maker for banks.

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Governments are doing whatever they can to boost revenues without creating new "direct" taxes that will outrage constituencies who already feel they are being over-taxed.

Nevada passed an increase in the "resort tax" in 2009 that went almost unnoticed by tourists.  They are too busy gambling or laying out by the pool to notice that this tax went from 9% to 13% at Strip hotels.  Small increases in sales taxes, fees charged for government services.  They are nickel and diming us into the poorhouse.

Why is it we never see government cutting their salaries or benefits for the elected leadership or their staffs?  Why do we see their family members and their cronies appointed to cushy, high paying jobs?  Here's a list of the appointed positions in CA government where the appointee (once confirmed) becomes an exempt employee with a nice fat salary set by law:  http://www.calhr.ca.gov/state-hr-professionals/Pages/appointed-state-officials.aspx

Ann Ravel was appointed to the California Fair Political Practices Commission by Governor Brown.  It's a job that pays her over $100,000 annually.  But she's also drawing a government pension from having spent 33 years as an attorney for Santa Clara County that push her combined income from appointment and pension above $300,000 annually.  Another Brown appointee, Robert Dresser pulls in $132,000 per year from his position on the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board while his pension of $103,000 keeps rolling in.  Four members of the State Parole Board (there are only 11 in all) earn $112,000 from that job while receiving pensions that top $100,000.

If California is really broke, why is this double-dipping allowed?

Anthony Weiner says he wants "closure".  Perhaps starting with closing his zipper would be the way to go?

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This Date in History:

On this date in 1148, Louis VII of France lays siege to Damascus during the Second Crusade.
On this date in 1567, Mary, Queen of Scots was forced to abdicate.
On this date in 1701, Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac founds the trading post at Fort Ponchartrain, which later becomes Detroit.
On this date in 1823, slavery is abolished in Chile.
On this date in 1847, Brigham Young leads 148 Mormon pioneers into Salt Lake Valley after 17 months of travel.
On this date in 1901, O Henry is released from prison in Texas, where he spent three years for embezzlement.
On this date in 1911, Hiram Bingham III re-discovers the lost city of Machu Picchu.
On this date in 1922, the draft of the British Mandate on Palestine was confirmed by the League of Nations.
On this date in 1929, the Kellogg-Briand Pact, renouncing war as a foreign policy instrument goes into effect.
On this date in 1935, the "Dust Bowl" heat wave hits its peak with temperatures reaching 109 degrees in Chicago.
On this date in 1937, Alabama drops rape charges against the so-called "Scottsboro Boys".
On this date in 1969, Apollo 11 splashes down safely in the Pacific Ocean.
On this date in 1974, the U.S. Supreme Court rules unanimously that President Nixon did not have the authority to withhold tapes that had been subpoenaed tapes and ordered him to surrender them.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Simon Bolivar
Alexandre Dumas
Emile Picard
Amelia Earhart
Chief Dan George
Bella Abzug
Ruth Buzzi
Dan Inosanto
Dan Hedaya
Chris Sarandon
Gallagher
Robert Hays
Lynda Carter
Gus Van Sant
Brad Watson
Pam Tillis
Karl Malone
Barry Bonds
Kadeem Hardison
Kristin Chenowith
Rick Fox
Jennifer Lopez
Anna Paquin

Movie quotes today come from "Airplane 2" because it is the birthday of Robert Hays:

Soldier: Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
Murdock: Make them blink in sequence.

#2

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

#3

Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

#4

Controller #3: Get me Steve McCroskey!
Controller #2: Are you kidding? Ever since Reagan fired the air traffic controllers, he's been completely senile!
Controller #3: Yeah, but what about McCroskey?
Controller #2: About the same as Reagan.