Has it really been a year

since I wrote here? Seems difficult to believe, but it has been more than a year in fact. Sandy Shaw is going to be paroled, but that's not why I'm sitting here at 4:46 a.m., staring at a blank screen. I sit here pondering other things.

Why has Joe Francis become a multi-millionaire (over one hundred million at least) by simply asking young, sexy girls to bare their breasts for his video cameras and will anything stop the growth of "Girls Gone Wild?"

How many times can ESPN2 re-run the same episodes of the World Series of Poker 2007 with the exact same narration and staging?

Is Regis Philbin the living portrait of Dorian Gray?

Am I the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby?

How is it possible for the son of a Santa Monica dentist with so little in the way of brains or talent could gain so much fame and fortune (referring to Spencer Pratt)?

Isn't it bad enough we get spam emails about penis enlargement in our email boxes, did they have to add a 30 minute informercial on top of the spam??