I didn't get home last night...

until almost 10:45.  The graveyard med tech was outside, standing next to the no-smoking sign.  She was smoking.  If you have to pick a place to smoke out in front, why would you choose to stand next to that sign?  Why not stand on the other side of the walkway?  That's just one of the things I'm pondering this morning.  I won't even get into why she can't go out into the designated smoking area.  Apparently that's too much to ask...oh wait, I'm not getting into that.  Sorry.

Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?  Seems like the later after a python was spotted on the wing of a plane flying from Australia to Papua New Guinea.  It was a real life snake on a plane.

What runs through the mind of an NBA general manager thinking of signing Greg Oden?  Whatever it is, is indicative of some kind of flaw.

The FDA is worried that a sleeping pill might leave people sleepy in the morning.

I can understand why a woman would engage in an experiment and not wear makeup for a year?  But what does choosing not to shave her legs during that period have to do with that experiment?  Is there some correlation between leg shaving and makeup?

Why can't I be the one to find a baseball card worth $100,000 at a garage sale where it was sold for just a couple of bucks?

Why is it some people make great roommates and others really should live alone?

There was a hostage thing at the Nordstrom Rack store at the Howard Hughes Center.  13 women and 1 man were taken hostage there.  A man was shopping at the Nordstrom Rack store????

Will guys still watch the Lingerie Football League after it changes its name to the Legends Football League?

Why do morons think they pay into the unemployment system?  The national FUTA tax is actually less than 1% on the first $7,000 of their earnings.

This Date in History:

On this date in 1569, England holds its first lottery. No one hit all the numbers so the jackpot of four cows, two sheep and a barrel of ale rolled over to the next week (j/k).
On this date in 1693, Mt. Etna erupted.
On this date in 1759, the first U.S. life insurance company is incorporated, in Philadelphia.
On this date in 1861, Alabama secedes from the Union.
On this date in 1908, the Grand Canyon National Monument is created.
On this date in 1919, Romania reincorporates Transylvania.  Dr. Frank N. Furter sets up his lab shortly thereafter (j/k).
On this date in 1927, Louis B. Mayer announces the creation of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
On this date in 1935, Amelia Earhart becomes the first person to fly solo from Hawaii to California.
On this date in 1949, the first recorded case of snowfall in L.A.
On this date in 1972, East Pakistan renames itself Bangladesh.
And on this date in 1942, the late, great sax player, Clarence Clemons was born.