Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Donald Trump has a new book out

This is the press release regarding Mr. Trump's newest book

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact:  Peter Prevaricator
Trump for President
www.donaldjtrump.com
email:  chiefliar@donaldjtrump.com

DONALD J. TRUMP BOOK BEING RELEASED NEXT WEEK

To respond to the charges that Donald Trump does not have a detailed plan for making America great again, Mr. Trump has just completed a book.  Fearmongering Press will be the publisher of Mein Trumpf, a complete blueprint for the making of the United States.

Learn how to inspire rally attendees to throw sucker punches.  How to fleece investors by "smart" use of the bankruptcy laws. 

Trump's Tax Plan is laid out in detail, obfuscating how his plan accelerates the inequality of wealth and income curve while convincing his army of sycophants that he has their best interests at heart.

Trump's Plan to End Immigration is explained.  You will be able to finally know just how Mr. Trump plans to identify Muslims among the huddled masses yearning to be free attempting to enter the United States.

Look for Mein Trumpf in bookstores on March 22, 2016

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