Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The NBA's next move - an open letter to Adam Silver

Dear Commissioner Adam Silver,

Congratulations on decisively demonstrating that you were the best possible choice to take on your new job.  In taking swift action against Donald Sterling for his vile verbiage you have taken the first step toward healing the ugly wounds created by the bigoted billionaire.

The next move you make is critical.  Anyone who is related by blood or marriage to Donald Sterling should be suspended, with pay, from any position they hold with the Los Angeles Clippers.  His wife, his son-in-law and anyone else with whom he has family ties must temporarily be removed from team operations.  This is the only way to make it very, very clear that he can no longer exercise even a semblance of control over the team.

At the same time, you need to appoint a competent person to operate the franchise until its future course can be determined.  Andy Roeser is a really solid team president.  That doesn't means omeone else shouldn't be appointed to protect the interest of the Sterlings, the team, the players and the league.  Someone should take on that job.

But who?  Jerry West would be ideal, but he's on the Board of Directors of the Golden State Warriors.  Elgin Baylor would be a great choice except that it would be asking too much of a man to return to run a team he was fired by.  I'm going to make an off-the-wall suggestion.  Give Donald Sterling a short list of names and allow him a chance to choose an acceptable "trustee" to keep things going while he makes his inevitable legal challenge to the impending vote to expel him from the NBA.

Anyone who has expressed an interest, publicly or privately, in buying the Clippers should be excluded from consideration.  I'm sure you can come up with a few names.  Then give him a choice. He can pick one, or you WILL pick one.

Wishing you continued success as you run the best basketball league on the planet.

What the NBA's actions really mean and a few other eye-catching headlines

Donald Sterling has been banned for life from the NBA.  He will pay a fine of $2.5 million.  He's been slapped down.  The players are pleased.  The other owners appear to be pleased.  The media seems to be pleased.  What does it mean for Mr. Sterling?  More money in his pockets.  Much more.

The NBA team he owns, but can no longer operate or even visit, was purchased in the 1980s for $12 million.  Recent estimates of its value are in the range between $400 million and $590 million.  Now basketball "experts" are talking about a bidding war to acquire the team that will exceed over $1 billion.  In essence, this bidding war is actually going to reward this bigot by doubling the value of the Clippers.

That's what this really means.  Is there anything that can be done?  Maybe.  Maybe the people with deep pockets who want to replace a legacy of bigotry and hatred with something better can work together to ensure that Donald Sterling does not receive an unexpected windfall in the sale of his team.  Doubtful, given that people with the outsized net worth required to buy a pro sports team usually have outsized egos as well.  Any attempt at such collusion would probably violate laws on the federal and state level.

But I have an idea.  Let the people buy the team.  Follow the model of the Green Bay Packers.  If someone who could buy the team but supports this idea were to step forward and organize a bid by the people of Los Angeles, then anyone and everyone can own the Clippers.  The equality of inclusion could sweep the hallways of hatred clean of its stench.

Just a thought.

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Someone who shall remain nameless dropped a hint yesterday that at least one of the original cast members from the very first Star Wars trilogy would be appearing in the upcoming Episode VII.  That was confirmed today as Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew, Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker were announced as being cast in the film.

Eight fifth-graders in Texas were a big hit at a school talent show with their "Synchronized Air-Swimming" routine.

A woman in Pennsylvania has lost a round in court as she fights to reverse the foreclosure sale of her home over $6.30 in unpaid interest.  She plans to appeal the most recent ruling.

Secretary of State John Kerry did not apologize for remarks he made where he referred to Israel as possibly becoming an apartheid state. 

In Providence, RI, a man has been arrested for attempting to rob businesses with a  potato that he'd disguised as a gun.  Reporter's note:  No word yet on whether or not he will be charged carrying a concealed starch.

Friends and fellow students of Maren Sanchez, the Milford, CT teen who was stabbed to death when she turned down an invitation to the prom have honored her by posing with the green prom gown she never got to wear to the event.

The controversy over whether or not to keep the horse-drawn carriages that carry people through NYC's Central Park continues, as celebrity-trainer Jillian Michaels is supporting the effort to ban them.

90 year old Bella Hornung is just one of the residents of Prospect Park, an assisted living facility in Brooklyn who just got an eviction notice.  She plans to stay as long as possible.

Bismarck, ND police have released video of a male burglar walking around inside a restaurant with a box on his head to conceal his identity.

Courtney Sanford was a 32 year old woman driving down a busy highway.  The song "Happy" made her happy and she just had to post some selfies to FB to let all her friends know how happy she was.  The distraction of doing this is almost certainly the cause of her crossing the highway median and plowing into a truck.  She died.  Reporter's note.  What does it take to get people to put the phones away while driving?

From the new definition of "hyperbole" file:  Emma Stone calling her boyfriend and co-star in "The Amazing Spiderman 2" "...obviously one of the greatest actors I think we have alive today."



Monday, April 28, 2014

Send a Message to Donald Sterling at the Clippers Game on 4/29/2014

Every single fan who has a ticket for tomorrow's playoff game at the Staples Center between the Los Angeles Clippers and the Golden State Warriors should show up.

Once there, send a message to the bigoted billionaire.  Don't give him a single red cent.  Don't wear Clippers gear.  Don't spend any money at any of the food stands.  Don't buy any souvenirs.

If you are a season seat holder, make a sign that reads "Former Clippers Season Ticket Owner" and hold it up with pride.  In smaller letters below, write something to indicate you'll buy your tickets back the moment the racist real estate magnate is no longer owner/operator of the team.

Hopefully, long before you walk into the arena, the NBA will have done what needs to be done and suspended Sterling indefinitely.

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Suddenly, the internet is being flooded with claims that the third leading cause of death in the United States is iatrogenic, which is a fancy word that means caused by medical treatment.  One of the "papers" I read is labeled as having been authored by a Ph.D. and several MDs.

But for some reason the mainstream media isn't reporting this story.  Is that because it isn't true, or because of some vast conspiracy to hide this fact because the implementation of Obamacare would be damaged by a crisis in our confidence in healthcare providers?  I suspect neither.

Preliminary data from the Center for Disease Control's (CDC) National Center for Health Statistics (NCHS) for the year 2011 show that the top seven causes of death in the U.S. are unchanged from the prior year.

1. Diseases of heart
2. Malignant neoplasms
3. Chronic lower respiratory diseases
4. Cerebrovascular diseases
5. Accidents (unintentional injuries)
6. Alzheimer’s disease
7. Diabetes mellitus

So should we be worrying about suffering from iatrogenesis?  Recent news indicates that some caution and investigation are in order.  Take the story of Rachael Rapreager for instance.  While she hasn't caused any deaths that we know of (yet), she put hundreds of women at risk.  Rapreager was working as the lead radiological technologist at a hospital in Georgia when she decided to falsify the results of nearly 1,300 mammograms.  She just "pencil-whipped" the evaluation of these vital tests with a computer, to get the huge backlog off of her desk.  Every mammogram was shown as "clear" even though at least ten of the women being tested had abnormalities or actual cancer in their breasts at the time.

Members of Congress want to look into allegations that as many as 40 veterans may have died while waiting for care at the VA facility in Phoenix.  A doctor who worked there for 25 years provided documentation of how administrators at that hospital kept two sets of records, to avoid the excessive wait times from coming to light.  He went on to allege that millions of pages of medical records are missing.  There are reports of veterans suffering through extreme waits to be seen in VA Emergency Rooms.

I can't speak to what went on in Phoenix.  I can tell you about my experiences with the VA system since I re-entered it in mid 2011.  All of the charting is done by computer.  Every provider I've been treated by had access to my entire medical history from my first VA appointment.  I've been unfortunate enough to need to visit the ER there on several occasions and no matter what time of day/night it is, or which day of the week; I've never seen a huge crowd waiting to be treated.  That is merely anecdotal and must be viewed as such.

My mother's second husband's death might or might not have been iatrogenic.  He was severely injured in an auto accident but seemed to be recovering well enough.  I've been told it was poor care on the part of the facility where he was being treated, because they didn't pay any attention to his chronic conditions.  I've also been told that the autopsy revealed that he didn't have long to live anyway, due to a previously undetected illness.  One individual's death is proof of little.  That doesn't mean it isn't suggestive though.

Suggestive of what's really wrong with our system of healthcare.  You can blame it on the profit motive, doctors, insurers, lawyers, whoever you'd like.  The problem is that we've become a society where healthcare is a "defensive" process.  Do that which exposes you in the least, rather than first doing no harm.  Avoid risky procedures.  Over-test when the patient can afford it, or has great insurance.  Squeeze in as many patients per hour as you can, in order to defend against the ever-increasing overhead costs involved in being a doctor.

Proving that a death was truly due to care is tough.  The deceased may well have died no matter what healthcare they received.  However, every single preventable death should be prevented.

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In Massachusetts there is a breaking story regarding the loss of over 300 jobs from an Air Force Reserve base, as half of the base's 16 plane fleet of C-5 aircraft are being moved to Texas.  Locals are upset at the loss of jobs this represents.

I wonder how many of the people complaining about the loss of jobs in the area, and the blow they mean to that area's economy are in favor of cutting government spending.  How many of them are not supporters of the military, until cuts in military spending hit them in the wallet. 

Yes, I know I rail and rail about wasteful federal, state and local spending.  If you want to know or read more on that topic, go here:  http://www.coburn.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/pressreleases?ContentRecord_id=e7359436-1572-414e-8acc-0222cad1c7d5.  I'm more interested in mindset. 

The mindset of people that they are entitled to have the government funnel spending into their backyard in order to sustain their businesses has to change.  If someone builds a business outside the gates of a military installation, the chance will always exist that reductions at, or the wholesale elimination of that facility will remove their main source of business.  It's a risk when you make the choice to go into a business that is dependent on military and civilian employees of the Defense Department as the main source of revenue.

I'll pose the same question I've asked before.  If these aren't the cuts to be made, then where?  Our federal government continues to spend in excess of $500 billion more than it takes in, annually.  The bill will come due, probably in your lifetime if you're more than a few years younger than I.  So where do we cut?

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Random Ponderings:

How dumb do you have to be to say that Kasey Kasem was the voice of "Scooby Doo" when everyone knows he was the voice of "Shaggy?"  Nathan Francis of www.inquisitr.com I am talking to you.  BTW you don't say someone "was" known for their work while they are still alive. 

You'd think that after 15 DNA tests can't find the father(s) of her kids, this one particular mother would stop going back to Maury.  I think she'd be really tired of hearing "...you are NOT the father."  That there are so many men who could possibly be the father might also be a good reason to seek privacy.

Are the tapes that are purportedly from V. Stiviano, the ex-GF of Clippers owner Donald Sterling any less valid in the wake of her prior DUI arrest coming to light?  No.

Rather than send the captain of that South Korean ferry to prison, he should be sentenced to spend 10,000 hours walking the streets of Seoul wearing gigantic still images of him from this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fQsV3nqVA.  As he walks, he should collect donations for the victims and their families.

What TMZ spinoff will come after www.tmzsports.com ?? 

Does State Farm pulling their ads from the L. A. Clippers mean that Donald Sterling isn't "like a good neighbor" anymore?

Bank of America making errors in capital ratios in stress tests isn't just an "oops excuse me" thing.  Someone's head needs to roll.

I guess when Craig Ferguson got passed over in favor of Stephen Colbert as the replacement for David Letterman, Ferguson's days with CBS were numbered.

Former GoDaddy.com executive Christine Jones is running for Governor in Arizona.  At first glance she sounds like a younger, prettier Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Rather than being a Donald Sterling apologist, Donald Trump should shut up and worry about his own mistresses.

Why does Country Music Television keep showing the original version of "Footloose?"  There's almost no country music in it.

The mainstream media shouldn't be as sexist as it is in covering the "potential" presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton.  "President or grandmother" is not an appropriate headline.

On a related note, which one of the Republican Super-PACs will be using this video in general election campaign commercials in 2016:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVEkcZcTclM, with a deep-voiced announcer asking "what will she do as President of the United States when she's 'sleep-deprived?'"  Undoubtedly one funded by the Koch Brothers and/or Sheldon Adelson.

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April 28th in History:

357 – Emperor Constantius II enters Rome for the first time to celebrate his victory over Magnus Magnentius.
1192 – Assassination of Conrad of Montferrat (Conrad I), King of Jerusalem, in Tyre, two days after his title to the throne is confirmed by election. The killing is carried out by Hashshashin.
1253 – Nichiren, a Japanese Buddhist monk, propounds Nam Myoho Renge Kyo for the very first time and declares it to be the essence of Buddhism, in effect founding Nichiren Buddhism.
1503 – The Battle of Cerignola is fought. It is noted as the first battle in history won by small arms fire using gunpowder.
1611 – Establishment of the Pontifical and Royal University of Santo Tomas, The Catholic University of the Philippines, the largest Catholic university in the world.
1788 – Maryland becomes the seventh state to ratify the Constitution of the United States.
1789 – Mutiny on the Bounty: Lieutenant William Bligh and 18 sailors are set adrift and the rebel crew returns to Tahiti briefly and then sets sail for Pitcairn Island.
1792 – France invades the Austrian Netherlands (present day Belgium), beginning the French Revolutionary War.
1796 – The Armistice of Cherasco is signed by Napoleon Bonaparte and Vittorio Amedeo III, the King of Sardinia, expanding French territory along the Mediterranean coast.
1869 – Chinese and Irish laborers for the Central Pacific Railroad working on the First Transcontinental Railroad lay 10 miles of track in one day, a feat which has never been matched.
1887 – A week after being arrested by the Prussian Secret Police, Alsatian police inspector Guillaume Schnaebelé is released on order of German Emperor William I, defusing a possible war.
1910 – Frenchman Louis Paulhan wins the 1910 London to Manchester air race, the first long-distance aeroplane race in England.
1920 – Azerbaijan is added to the Soviet Union.
1930 – The first night game in organized baseball history takes place in Independence, Kansas.
1932 – A vaccine for yellow fever is announced for use on humans.
1944 – World War II: Nine German E-boats attacked US and UK units during Exercise Tiger, the rehearsal for the Normandy landings, killing 946.
1945 – Benito Mussolini and his mistress Clara Petacci are executed by a firing squad consisting of members of the Italian resistance movement.
1947 – Thor Heyerdahl and five crew mates set out from Peru on the Kon-Tiki to prove that Peruvian natives could have settled Polynesia.
1948 – Igor Stravinsky conducted the premier of his American ballet, Orpheus, in New York City at New York City Center.
1949 – Former First Lady of the Philippines Aurora Quezon, 61, is assassinated while en route to dedicate a hospital in memory of her late husband; her daughter and ten others are also killed.
1950 – Bhumibol Adulyadej marries Queen Sirikit after their quiet engagement in Lausanne, Switzerland on July 19, 1949.
1952 – Dwight D. Eisenhower resigns as Supreme Allied Commander of NATO.
1952 – Occupied Japan: The United States occupation of Japan ends as the Treaty of San Francisco, ratified September 8, 1951, comes into force.
1952 – The Sino-Japanese Peace Treaty (Treaty of Taipei) is signed in Taipei, Taiwan between Japan and the Republic of China to officially end the Second Sino-Japanese War.
1965 – United States occupation of the Dominican Republic: American troops land in the Dominican Republic to "forestall establishment of a Communist dictatorship" and to evacuate U.S. Army troops.
1969 – Charles de Gaulle resigns as President of France.
1970 – Vietnam War: U.S. President Richard M. Nixon formally authorizes American combat troops to fight communist sanctuaries in Cambodia.
1975 – General Cao Van Vien, chief of the South Vietnamese military, departs for the US as the North Vietnamese Army closed in on victory.
1977 – The Red Army Faction trial ends, with Andreas Baader, Gudrun Ensslin and Jan-Carl Raspe found guilty of four counts of murder and more than 30 counts of attempted murder.
1977 – The Budapest Treaty on the International Recognition of the Deposit of Microorganisms for the Purposes of Patent Procedure is signed.
1978 – President of Afghanistan, Mohammed Daoud Khan, is overthrown and assassinated in a coup led by pro-communist rebels.
1986 – The United States Navy aircraft carrier USS Enterprise becomes the first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to transit the Suez Canal, navigating from the Red Sea to the Mediterranean Sea to relieve the USS Coral Sea.
1986 – High levels of radiation resulting from the Chernobyl disaster are detected at a nuclear power plant in Sweden, leading Soviet authorities to publicly announce the accident.
1987 – American engineer Ben Linder is killed in an ambush by U.S.-funded Contras in northern Nicaragua.
1988 – Near Maui, Hawaii, flight attendant Clarabelle "C.B." Lansing is blown out of Aloha Airlines Flight 243, a Boeing 737, and falls to her death when part of the plane's fuselage rips open in mid-flight.
1994 – Former Central Intelligence Agency counter-intelligence officer and analyst Aldrich Ames pleads guilty to giving U.S. secrets to the Soviet Union and later Russia.
1996 – Whitewater controversy: President Bill Clinton gives a 4½ hour videotaped testimony for the defense.
1996 – In Tasmania, Australia, Martin Bryant goes on a shooting spree, killing 35 people and seriously injuring 21 more.
1999 – In Alberta, Canada, 14-year-old Todd Cameron Smith fires upon three students, killing one and wounding another in the W. R. Myers High School shooting.
2001 – Millionaire Dennis Tito becomes the world's first space tourist.
2008 – A train collision in Shandong, China, kills 72 people and injures 416 more.

Famous Folk Born On This Date:

Otho, Emperor of Rome.
James Monroe
Lucy Booth
Lionel Barrymore (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsxmJzOYMYY)
Heinrich Muller
Jan Oort
Oskar Schindler (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDumJVv6GP8)
Harper Lee (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N3_wsjW7AY)
James Baker
Carolyn Jones (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjcK5tWov-k)
Brownie Ledbetter
Saddam Hussein
Madge Sinclair (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZY6yuRFlOk)
Ann-Margaret (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiJ7uQfogKA)
Marcia Strassman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVAUXbQ3dIM naturally, Gabe Kaplan and John Travolta were too "busy" for this)
Bruno Kirby (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Ty3fggeBA and he indeed was)
Jay Leno (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OjCPZdgz_8)
Mary McDonnell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgbzAi47ksw)
Elena Kagan
Barry Larkin (a correct answer the other night at trivia)
L'Wren Scott
Kari Wuhrer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyLnvjS2e2M one of my favorite game shows, and my favorite category was "Dead or Canadian")
Bridget Moynahan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB6eISxAd98)
Elisabeth Rohm (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEjJX39N2s)
Jessica Alba (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z46pm8WMh5w)



Beliefs and Behaviors

I'll be the first to defend the right of Donald Sterling to believe what he wants to believe, to espouse or not espouse those beliefs and all of the other rights he and every other U. S. citizen have.  We can never outlaw racist beliefs.  However, in a year that will mark the 50th anniversary of the passage of the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964, there needs to be some serious discussion about the beliefs AND the behaviors of all of the people involved.

Here's a quote from Donald Sterling:  "That's because of all the blacks in this building, they smell, they're not clean," he said, according to Davenport's testimony. "And it's because of all of the Mexicans that just sit around and smoke and drink all day."  That's from a deposition in the 2003 lawsuit filed against Sterling, and to be fair, it is not a deposition of the racist himself.  It is the deposition of Summer Davenport, one of Sterling's top property advisors.

He's been sued for sexual harassment and he settled.  Here's a piece of testimony from his own mouth in the case of Alexandra Castro.  "The woman wanted sex everywhere," Sterling said. "In the alley, in her car, in the elevator, in the upstairs seventh floor, in the bathroom." And he paid her for it. "Everytime (sic) she provided sex she got $500," he testified in 2003. "At the end of every week or at the end of two weeks, we would figure [it] out, and I would, perhaps, pay her then."  While I'm a firm believer that prostitution should be legal, it wasn't legal at the time.  As to what it says about the moral compass of a man who pays to be unfaithful to his wife, you can draw your own conclusions.

Some say Sterling should be given a pass on this because these are his private thoughts, and he was apparently blissfully unaware that he was being recorded.  If his ex-girlfriend committed a violation of the California Penal Code, Section 632 is for the justice system to decide.  I'm of the belief that since there was clearly a third party within earshot, he had no reasonable expectation of privacy, but I'm not an attorney and never played one on television.  Frankly, the idea that these are his private thoughts isn't really germane to the discussion.  His beliefs were well known before this conversation was recorded, it is merely the timing of the release of the recording that has caused this current level of outrage.

The behaviors of Donald Sterling need to be examined much more thoroughly than his beliefs.  Twice he was sued for discrimination in renting to minorities.  The NBA said little and did nothing.  He was sued by an NBA Hall of Fame member for racial discrimination.  That he won in court was probably nothing more than "rich people" justice.  He makes bad things go away by throwing money or rapacious attorneys (or both) at those things.  When the Justice Department worked out a settlement over the 2006 lawsuit, they commented afterwards about the "scorched earth" approach used by those who represented Sterling in the matter.

One of the reasons I think the majority of NBA owners will be reluctant to comment on, or propose action against Mr. Sterling is that they wouldn't want to be the next to be held up to public scrutiny for private beliefs.  As long as their behaviors don't reflect beliefs that the vast majority of people find unacceptable, they have nothing to fear.  No worries, owners, you have a commissioner to do your dirty work.

I think that Doc Rivers and Chris Paul, and every other member of the Clippers roster who signed a contract with the club after February of 2009 should be asked some questions.  Did you know of the two lawsuits filed by the tenants of Sterling against him before you signed?  Did you know that Elgin Baylor sued the Clippers and Sterling for racial discrimination?  If the answer to either question is yes, the question becomes, why did you choose to work for this man?  Don't misconstrue.  I support the players.  They probably did not know the depths of Sterling's depraved disgust for black and other minorities (although he seems to like some Asians).  Sterling gets 99.99% of the blame for all of this.  That 0.01% the players might need to own is miniscule, but finite.

If I were a Clippers season ticket holder, I'd have made my first phone call of Monday to their offices, to cancel and express my outrage.  I will never spend a single dollar on anything related to the Clippers as long as Sterling remains the teams owner.  I had been hoping to get a set of free playoff tickets.  Now there isn't enough money in Sterling's bank vault to get me to attend a Clippers game.

Sell the team, Mr. Sterling.  Now.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

An Open Letter to Donald Sterling

Mr. Sterling,

There's a recording of a conversation that allegedly shows you saying things that are incredibly racist.  In the recently released, expanded version of this recording your response upon hearing that you own a team of black players say, "I support them and give them food, and clothes, and cars and houses.  Who gives it to them?  Does someone else give it to them?  Do they know that I have...Who makes the game?  Do I make the game or do they make the game?  Is there 30 owners who created the league?"

Let me respond to those questions you pose.

"Who gives it to them?"  You don't give them a damn thing.  You pay them for their labor.  Just like you pay every other employee of yours in any of your various businesses.  You may be writing larger checks to your players, but you aren't giving them a damn thing.  You are profiting from what you pay them to do.

"Does someone else give it to them?"  Yes.  The fans.  The fans who watch the games at Staples Center and when your team is on the road.  The fans who watch the games on television and drive broadcast rights revenue into your wallet.  The fans of the NBA put every dime earned by every owner into their pockets.  Don't you forget that.  I suspect that if the 2014/15 season begins with you still owning the Clippers, there will be a lot fewer fans at your team's games.

"Do they know I have...Who makes the game?  Do I make the game or do they make the game?"   The players.  Without them, the rest has little of value to offer to anyone.  No one is going to pay money to sit in a chair at the Staples Center and listen to your racists views, unless of course you decided to host Tom Metzger, David Duke, Cliven Bundy and others in a Festival of Hatred.  Then you'd get a bunch of bigots to pay to hear you.  The owners do put up the investment that allows the game to be played, but without the ability of the players to generate interest and a willingness within the audience to pay to see this game, there wouldn't have been anything for you and other owners to invest in.

"Is there 30 owners who created the league?"   No.  There were 11 owners in 1946 who got together to form the Basketball Association of America.  They weren't interested in benefiting the players.  They wanted to fill the ice hockey arenas they owned on nights the arena would otherwise be empty.  That is the origins of the league and you didn't buy into it as an owner until 35 years later.  Don't you dare credit yourself as an architect of what the league is today.  For years your choice to spend sparingly on your team kept it foundering. 

You want to remain owner of the Clippers?  The answer is simple.  Create a trust to operate the team.  Ask the NBA Board of Governors to give you a list of five people from which you will choose someone to oversee this trust.  You will continue to own the team, but will exercise absolutely no control over how it operates.

Then announce you will never attend another NBA basketball game for the rest of your natural life.

Oh, and you have some serious apologizing and making up for your transgressions to do after you do these things.  Building that site you promised to build would be a good starting point.  A public commitment to managing your vast apartment empire in a completely nondiscriminatory way is also a good idea.

But most importantly, you need to step up to a microphone and announce that these were your words.  Acknowledge that you are a racist.  The first step is always admitting the problem exists.

Good Luck.

Donald T. Sterling - Billionaire and Bigot?

Make no mistake.  Donald T. Sterling is guilty of being both billionaire and bigot.  Forbes Magazine, the most trusted media outlet for estimations of wealth says that as of April 25, 2014, Sterling is worth $1.9 billion.  He made his money in real estate for the most part.  In terms of the length of NBA team ownership he is the "senior" owner in the league, having purchased the then San Diego Clippers in 1981.  He paid just under $13 million for the team back then and their current estimated value is more than $430 million.  If they were to make it to the NBA Finals this year and triumph, the worth of the team could increase.

His racism was documented and proven long before TMZ.com posted audio of a conversation that Sterling allegedly had with his girlfriend, V. Stiviano.  In 2006, the U. S. Department of Justice filed a lawsuit against him, alleging that he had engaged in discriminatory practices in how his massive inventory of apartments in Los Angeles were rented.  He refused to rent to non-Koreans in the Koreatown area and would not rent to black in Beverly Hills.  He eventually paid over $7.5 million in fines and DOJ legal fees to settle the lawsuit.  The evidence against him was strong.

While Sterling may have prevailed when former Clippers GM Elgin Baylor sued him for wrongful termination, alleging age and racial discrimination; some of Baylor's claims were irrefutable.  Baylor's salary after more than two decades was paltry in comparison with that of the white coaches that Sterling insisted he hire.  He was one of the lowest paid GMs in the league.

Now we have these disgusting, despicable comments from Mr. Sterling; if the audio is a true and accurate recording of that conversation.  It is very interesting (and telling) that the statement issued by Andy Roeser, Clippers president said nothing to deny that it was Sterling's voice.  Here's that statement:

“We have heard the tape on TMZ. We do not know if it is legitimate or it has been altered. We do know that the woman on the tape -- who we believe released it to TMZ -- is the defendant in a lawsuit brought by the Sterling family alleging that she embezzled more than $1.8 million, who told Mr. Sterling that she would “get even.”  Mr. Sterling is emphatic that what is reflected on that recording is not consistent with, nor does it reflect his views, beliefs or feelings. It is the antithesis of who he is, what he believes and how he has lived his life. He feels terrible that such sentiments are being attributed to him and apologizes to anyone who might have been hurt by them.  He is also upset and apologizes for sentiments attributed to him about Earvin Johnson. He has long considered Magic a friend and has only the utmost respect and admiration for him--both in terms of who he is and what he has achieved. We are investigating this matter.”

One problem.  It isn't the Sterling family who is suing Ms Stiviano.  It's Mrs. Sterling.  She's been pissed off since 2010 when the affair between Stiviano and Donald Sterling began.  The bolded text above certainly doesn't ring true to me.  It sounds fishy.  It smells fishy.

What does it say about the veracity of a man when he makes a promise to help the least fortunate and fails to follow through.  It's been eight years since Sterling pledged to spend $50 million on a site in East Los Angeles near downtown to provide services to the homeless.  Nothing has even been planned and permitted, let alone built.  Is the Los Angeles Times afraid to cover this failure because Sterling is such a huge revenue source for them?  Possibly.  No one who isn't part of the paper's management can say with any strong degree of certainty.

But here's the rub.  The one thing the NBA should NOT do is order Sterling to immediately unload his team.  Unlike the fiasco where Major League Baseball forced Frank McCourt to unload the Dodgers, this team isn't foundering financially.  They aren't about to stop paying their bills.  Forcing Sterling to sell in this situation might create a bidding war, but Sterling's penchant for pushing litigation to the limit will result in a prolonged struggle in the court system.  He will claim that he won't get full value for the team, because he's being forced to sell. 

What the NBA should do is to immediately suspend him from any participation in the operation of the Clippers.  Appoint a trustee to take over for him.  Allow the investigation into the comments we all find so offensive to prove whether or not he actually said them.  If it turns out they aren't what he really said, he can go back to the way things were before.  If they turn out to be true, then the league's other owners can vote to expel him from the NBA, giving him adequate time so that this doesn't become a distressed sale.

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Since we're talking about the NBA and racism, I feel compelled to point out that when people say "the NBA is primarily a black league" the statistics back that up.  The Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sports (part of the UCF School of Business) published a report in 2011 on the makeup of the player population of the NBA.  At the time the percentage of players in the league who were black stood at 78%. 

In the NBA's League office, in the front offices of the various teams, and outside of the highest levels (ownership and NBA Presidential Suite), diversity and equality of opportunity are strong.  It is a bit disturbing to note that with the exception of Michael Jordan, there are no black among the list of majority owners of NBA teams.  But hopefully that will change over time.

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Leo Terrell is a civil rights attorney in Los Angeles.  He is also an occasional guest-host for a radio talk show on KABC.  He claims to be "fair-minded" but he is anything but.  He claims to be independent and I actually believe that claim.  His voter's registration is indeed independent (and yes, I checked).  He hasn't made any political contributions to any candidates in the last five years that I can find record of with a quick search.

So why do I say he isn't fair-minded?  Because of an hour-long tirade that I listened to him spew on Friday night as I drove home.  He was ranting and raving about how conservative talk-show hosts always go on and on about the "rule of law" and that in the case of Cliven Bundy in Nevada, those same hosts defended his actions.  "He broke the law" was like a mantra for Terrell throughout, whenever he wasn't hanging up on anyone who violated his rules for dialogue.  "Bundy should go to court, not take up arms" was another meme. 

Well Leo, the Bundy family went to court long ago and they are still there fighting it out.  I think Bundy is a hypocrite, making public statements that he doesn't recognize the federal government as having any authority over him, but taking his case to federal court.  I think he's a liar, since his claims that his family has had cattle grazing on the BLM managed lands before the agency existed are highly specious.  I can't see why he can't pay the same grazing fees that over 15,000 other ranchers pay without taking up arms.

But he did use the rule of law.  Bundy had pursued his case in the court system.  He could appeal the most recent decision against him.  Did failure to comply with the court order allowing the BLM to seize his cattle constitute a violation of the law?  Probably.  I think the BLM should have waited to move in until there were no further legal remedies available to Bundy, and then do it in such a way as to overwhelm this bigot and his twisted supporters with a show of force that would make them back down.  That's just me.

Leo was correct that the conservative talk-show hosts like Larry Elder, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and the like were idiots to just back this moron without fully vetting him first. 

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Random Ponderings:

How do you break a rib while rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars?"

How many women's hearts are heavy tonight as they learn that George Clooney is engaged?  A lot I'd wager.

I had no idea there were breeds of dogs that cannot swim.

What kind of idiot runs for the U. S. Senate and then allows himself to get caught on video attending a rally supporting the legalization of cockfighting?  A Tea Party Republican from Kentucky of course.

Good for Vince Carter.  He nailed a three-pointer at the buzzer to win a game for the Mavs.  I'm not a fan of that team but I am a fan of Carter.

How classy of Baron Davis to respond the way he did to the racist remarks of Donald Sterling.  He tweeted "That's the way it is...He is honest about what he believes in..Been going on for a long time, Hats off 2 the Team.. 4 playin above it all."  Sterling publicly heckled Davis when he was a Clipper and this would have been a perfect moment for payback.  Well-played, Baron.

Earl Morrall, who passed away this week at age 79 was far and away the best backup QB in NFL history.  RIP.

Two Phoenix PD officers who were caught playing cards and smoking stogies while on-duty are on paid administrative leave while an investigation is being conducted.  If you're going to pay them, put them to work at something in the police station.  Mopping floors might be a good place to start.

They're having a "smallest penis in Brooklyn" contest.  Does the winner get a lifetime supply of one of those phony pharmaceuticals that allegedly promote penile growth?

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This Date in History:

1336 – Francesco Petrarca (Petrarch) ascends Mont Ventoux.
1478 – The Pazzi attack Lorenzo de' Medici and kill his brother Giuliano during High Mass in the Duomo of Florence.
1564 – Playwright William Shakespeare was baptized in Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, England (date of actual birth is unknown).
1607 – English colonists make landfall at Cape Henry, Virginia.
1721 – A massive earthquake devastates the Iranian city of Tabriz.
1802 – Napoleon Bonaparte signs a general amnesty to allow all but about one thousand of the most notorious émigrés of the French Revolution to return to France, as part of a reconciliary gesture with the factions of the Ancien Régime and to eventually consolidate his own rule.
1803 – Thousands of meteor fragments fall from the skies of L'Aigle, France; the event convinces European science that meteors exist.
1805 – First Barbary War: United States Marines captured Derne under the command of First Lieutenant Presley O'Bannon.1865 – American Civil War: Confederate General Joseph E. Johnston surrenders his army to General William Tecumseh Sherman at the Bennett Place near Durham, North Carolina. Also the date of Confederate Memorial Day for two states.
1865 – Union cavalry troopers corner and shoot dead John Wilkes Booth, assassin of President Lincoln, in Virginia.
1923 – The Duke of York weds Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon at Westminster Abbey.
1925 – Paul von Hindenburg defeats Wilhelm Marx in the second round of the German presidential election to become the first directly elected head of state of the Weimar Republic.
1933 – The Gestapo, the official secret police force of Nazi Germany, is established.
1937 – Spanish Civil War: Guernica (or Gernika in Basque), Spain is bombed by German Luftwaffe.
1942 – Benxihu Colliery accident in Manchukuo leaves 1549 Chinese miners dead.
1944 – Georgios Papandreou becomes head of the Greek government-in-exile based in Egypt.
1944 – Heinrich Kreipe is captured by Allied commandos in occupied Crete.
1945 – World War II: Battle of Bautzen – last successful German tank-offensive of the war and last noteworthy victory of the Wehrmacht.
1945 – World War II: Filipino troops of the 66th Infantry Regiment, Philippine Commonwealth Army, USAFIP-NL and the American troops of the 33rd and 37th Infantry Division, United States Army are liberated in Baguio City and they fight against the Japanese forces under General Tomoyuki Yamashita.
1946 – Naperville train disaster kills 47.
1954 – The Geneva Conference, an effort to restore peace in Indochina and Korea, begins.
1956 – SS Ideal X, the world's first successful container ship, leaves Port Newark, New Jersey for Houston, Texas.
1958 – Final run of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad's Royal Blue from Washington, D.C., to New York City after 68 years, the first U.S. passenger train to use electric locomotives.
1960 – Forced out by the April Revolution, President of South Korea Syngman Rhee resigns after twelve years of dictatorial rule.
1962 – NASA's Ranger 4 spacecraft crashes into the Moon.
1963 – In Libya, amendments to the constitution transform Libya (United Kingdom of Libya) into one national unity (Kingdom of Libya) and allows for female participation in elections.
1964 – Tanganyika and Zanzibar merge to form Tanzania.
1965 – A Rolling Stones concert in London, Ontario is shut down by police after 15 minutes due to rioting.
1966 – An earthquake of magnitude 7.5 destroys Tashkent.
1966 – A new government is formed in the Republic of Congo, led by Ambroise Noumazalaye.
1970 – The Convention Establishing the World Intellectual Property Organization enters into force.
1981 – Dr. Michael R. Harrison of the University of California, San Francisco Medical Center performs the world's first human open fetal surgery.
1982 – Fifty-seven people are killed by former police officer Woo Bum-kon in a shooting spree in Gyeongsangnam-do, South Korea.
1986 – A nuclear reactor accident occurs at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in the Soviet Union (now Ukraine), creating the world's worst nuclear disaster.
1989 – The deadliest tornado in world history strikes Central Bangladesh, killing upwards of 1,300, injuring 12,000, and leaving as many as 80,000 homeless.
1989 – People's Daily publishes the People's Daily editorial of April 26 which inflames the nascent Tiananmen Square protests
1991 – Seventy tornadoes break out in the central United States. Before the outbreak's end, Andover, Kansas, would record the year's only F5 tornado (see Andover, Kansas Tornado Outbreak).
1994 – China Airlines Flight 140 crashes at Nagoya Airport in Japan, killing 264 of the 271 people on board.
2002 – Robert Steinhäuser infiltrates and kills 16 at Gutenberg-Gymnasium in Erfurt, Germany before dying of a self-inflicted gunshot.
2005 – Under international pressure, Syria withdraws the last of its 14,000 troop military garrison in Lebanon, ending its 29-year military domination of that country (Syrian occupation of Lebanon).

Famous Folk Born on April 26th:

William Shakespeare  -

Sonnet 116

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no; it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests, and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
   If this be error and upon me proved,
   I never writ, nor no man ever loved. 


Marcus Aurelius
Peter II of Portugal
John James Audubon
Eugene Delacroix
Charles Goodyear
Frederick Law Olmstead
Ambrose R. W(right
Rudolf Hess (rot in Hell)
Eddie Egan
Charles Francis Richter
Hack Wilson
Bernard Malamud (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i94ldGNNSQ0)
Vic Perrin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnf6oJZgevU)
Sal "The Barber" Maglie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAK9UJ-EyDs)
I. M. Pei
Bernie Brillstein (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRA74O_BrSQ)
Carol Burnett (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-cXessab-I)
Bobby Rydell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB5hM79efPw which would inspire this, 20 years later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb97nlbJD0Q)
Gary Wright (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-DmAh0dObI)
"Crusher" Jerry Blackwell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-qmTXS34ds)
Linda Thompson (not the one Bruce Jenner was married to, the really scary one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QxAgyZn58c)
Giancarlo Esposito (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HDBij8xgfU)
Roger Taylor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvE38DDcxlI)
Joan Chen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMJkE9tFmk)
Jet Li (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wStCRCVwFo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWlyvYl_czg)
Kevin James (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJvtczC9rc)
Glenn Thomas "Kane" Jacobs (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kane)
Marianne Jean-Baptiste (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICz9q0RoYjc)
Ivana Milicevic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kAZbN4bYVg)
Jordana Brewster (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMQT5wQN-pk)
Channing Tatum (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AnW97qET4E when I first saw this movie, I was reminded of this other, hysterical movie:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_n7ugovApo)
Jessica Lynch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rhUNE1DaJw)

Giancarlo Esposito

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Selena Gomez unfollows the Jenner girls and other eye-catching headlines

In today's "Most Useless News Item," Selena Gomez is pruning her life by removing those people she thinks bring her down rather than improve her life.  Apparently Kendall and Kylie Jenner were at the top of the list. 

Another person Selena has allegedly removed from her life is Justin Bieber, who was caught on his own surveillance video high-fiving someone right after the egging incident.  Charges are still pending against him in that case, although they may actually be dropped.

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald T. Sterling has been captured on tape telling his girlfriend "...not to bring them (black people) to my games."  He later went on to specifically name Magic Johnson as one of the blacks he does not want V. Stiviano (who is black and Mexican) to any Clippers games.  When Magic heard about this he called Sterling's comments "shameful."  Reporter's note:  How do his African-American players continue to play for such an obvious racist?  Are the millions really worth it?

Columbus Short has been fired from the hit TV show "Scandal" and there are reports claiming it was the allegations of domestic violence pending against him that led to his termination.

A middle school teacher in Houston has been arrested for allegedly giving one of her pre-teen students a full-contact lap dance. 

The Buffalo Bills will be without their cheer squad, the Jills, this coming season.  The operator of the squad has suspended operations after former Jills sued her company and the team.  Reporter's note:  If the Bills management has any smart people in it, they'll form a new squad of Jills and settle the suit.

Idaho is refusing to allow a gay veteran the right to be buried with her spouse, because the state doesn't recognize same-sex marriage.  Her wife died in 2012.  Hopefully SCOTUS will continue to dismantle such discriminatory laws passed by bigots.

A still unidentified couple in Valley Forge, PA, "crashed" a wedding and were caught by the bride.  She knew they stood out and the couple was eventually escorted out.  But the bride was very upset to discover that this couple appears in a large number of her wedding photos.

Dennis Crowley is the founder of Foursquare.  He has apologized for his role in a scheme that allowed he and his wife Chelsa to run the 2014 race together.  She had finished the 2013 race a few minutes before the bombs exploded, but he had not finished.  That gave him an automatic spot in the 2014 race field, but she couldn't get one  In desperation, they made up a fake bib.  Now that they've been discovered, they are apologizing.

Warren Buffett's order of Cherry Coke was a big problem for the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City.  They don't serve it.  Someone had to run down to CVS and get some.  Then he asked for Dairy Queen for dessert.  There isn't a single Dairy Queen in Manhattan.  He settled for cookies.

With "The Amazing Spider Man 2" coming out, it's interesting to learn that its female lead Emma Stone got her start in a reality-TV show "In Search of the New Partridge Family."  She could have wound up as the new Laurie Partridge.

Yes gaming fans, Atari did bury hundreds of copies of the worst video game ever.  Cartridges and other items related to the Atari ET game were found buried in a New Mexico landfill.

One of the Egyptian presidential candidates vows to put Sisi on trial.  Reporter's note:  At first glance I read Sisi as Siri and wondered what she'd done to piss off this candidate.

The mayor of Latta, SC has fired the town's police chief, allegedly because she is a lesbian.  Now that tapes of Mayor Earl Bullard making homophobic statements have been released, the town is rallying around former Chief of Police Crystal Moore.

Sunday is the 100th birthday of the city of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, they've commissioned a cake that will provide 15,000 slices, at a cost of $200,000.  Reporter's note:  Well, most of the city probably agreed with Marie Antoinette when she said "let them eat cake."

Once again, the Associated Press and Yahoo News get an element of a story wrong.  In a blurb on the growing number of U. S. citizens becoming expatriates, some AP reporter wrote:  "But some of those surrendering citizenship say their reasons are as much about life as about taxes, particularly since the U.S. government does not tax Americans abroad on their first $96,600 in yearly income."  Wrong on two points.  One (very minor) is that the amount is $97,600 for 2013.  Much more important is the fact that the exclusion only applied to earned income.  If you didn't earn it from working at a job, or running your own business, it isn't eligible to be excluded (with a few rare exceptions).  Research is lacking.

A woman in Arizona won't be getting her new knee from the orthopedic surgeon of her choice, because he won't take "Obamacare patients."  Julie Miller got her coverage through the healthcare marketplace but was told that Doctor David Martin "doesn't like Obamacare" and so he won't do her procedure.






Friday, April 25, 2014

Who will be the first?

Right this second, somewhere in Georgia, a person had no idea that they will become the first victim of a new state law.  They are just living their life, not knowing that this life will be ended by a conflagration of bad decisions.

It could be the quiet guy at the end of the bar.  He's there most weeknights, nursing one big schooner of beer and watching sports on television.  He dreams of mustering up the courage to ask the pretty waitress for her number, knowing she would never give it to him.

Perhaps it will be the bank manager who wanted to retire early, until her stock portfolio and retirement fund were hammered in the fiscal crisis of the prior decade.  Now she's stuck at a job she hates until she hits the maximum retirement age of 67, when she can finally retire. 

Maybe it's the 11 year old twins, a boy and a girl, walking home from school together.  Fraternal twins, yet much more identical than many identical twins are.  Maybe it will be only one of them, the other left to live out their life with a gaping void in their heart.

Who will be the first victim of someone who is carrying a gun legally, when that person snaps and fires at the source of their ire; killing someone other than who they were aiming at?  Better still, who will be killed by an illegal weapon that couldn't be stopped?  After all, law enforcement officers can no longer ask anyone toting a gun if they have a license to carry it.

Georgia is a state of 10 million people.  Fully five percent of them currently have permits to carry concealed weapons.  They have passed a background check, which just means they haven't yet committed a crime.  Many have little or no training in handling that gun they are carrying.  I suspect some of them have probably never even fired it. 

I don't object to the notion of people being allowed to bear arms.  In their homes.  And there are a limited number of people who should be allowed to carry a weapon outside their home.  Aside from cops and other sworn law enforcement personnel, security guards who are licenses to carry, people who are properly trained and who are at greater risk of becoming a victim of crime.  If I were carrying tens of thousands in cash, I need a guard or the right to guard myself.  Let me make it clearer.  I am highly trained in weapons and tactics, earned my expert marksmanship award (with multiple weapons) and I have no need to be carrying a gun; concealed or otherwise.

However, I also know that I wouldn't draw that weapon and shoot someone who has done nothing except to really piss me off, in a bar, church, government building or anywhere else outside of my home.  I can't say the same for people without psychological screening and definitely without training.

More important than the identity of the first victim, I'd love to know when will there be a final victim.

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For most of you, I hope you never have to experience the feeling that came flooding back to me today as I watched a rerun of "Grey's Anatomy."  In this particular episode, a patient with a terminal illness decided to have his life support removed, so that he could donate his organs before they were rendered unusable for transplant.  He had a breathing tube in his throat.

When I first awoke in the ICU, unable to speak, with a tube down my throat (intubation), I could feel the tube.  It was a very disquieting feeling.  I was quite relieved five days later when it was removed.  But the second time I was hospitalized, I awoke after two months, with a tube inserted directly into my neck (tracheostomy) and that was much, much worse.

Worst of all were those few times when the tube became so clogged with mucous that it became almost impossible to breathe.  This sensation came back later when they first started weaning me off of positive air pressure.  They changed the settings to CPAP, so that I would get oxygen if I were to stop breathing for a long enough duration.

As I watched the television character gasping for his last few breaths, those feelings (years old) came rushing back for some reason.  Maybe to remind me to take better care of myself so I don't have to go through that a third time.

* * *

Cliven Bundy is almost certainly as racist as the mainstream media is portraying him.  The fact that Fox News is backing away from someone they previously labeled as a "hero" says a lot. 

I think his comments aren't just racist, but idiotic as well.  No matter how you portray the lives of those living in public housing, those with no income other than government assistance, and the tragedies that such a life makes much more frequent, it's better than being someone's property. 

The fact that we continue to learn of people being enslaved in the 21st century is shocking, until we remember that there are those who will do anything to profit at the expense of others.

Wonder if Bundy will continue to prevail as his political supporters run for cover?

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As I read the latest article on the anger of people over Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti's proposal to hire 50 more part-time traffic control officers to bring in more revenue from parking tickets, I thought back to a high school moment. 

I was working in the afternoons in West Los Angeles and the only parking available was street parking.  The area didn't have meters at the time while nearby areas did, so open spaces were scarce.  One afternoon I had trouble finding one and after a few minutes of circling for one, I saw an available space.  It was the only one on this particularly short block.  There was a new business located next to it.  I wasn't late, but I wanted to get in early and get a head start on my work.  So I locked my car and headed down the street to the business I was working at in those days.

"Where are you going" was shouted after me and I turned around to see who'd just done that.  It was the owner of that new business. 

"I'm going to work, man" was my reply.

"You need to park somewhere else first.  This is the only space for my customers."

"Not my problem, man."

"Well, I can't promise you won't come back and find your tires slashed, or your windows broken or something like that."  So I decided I wasn't going to go to work.  I got my basketball out of the trunk and just stood next to my car dribbling it.  I had time.  "What are you doing" he asked as he came back out of his store (I never did see a customer go in the entire time his business was there, though I can't remember what kind of business it was).

"Guarding my car.  Someone said it might be damaged if I left it here."

Eventually we made a deal.  He'd leave my car alone and I'd promise to find other parking on future workdays.

Los Angeles has parking meters.   Lots of them.  Why?  Several reasons.

1.  They need the revenue.
2.  They need the revenue.
3.  They need the revenue.
4.  Ostensibly it is to encourage turnover of vehicles in business zones.

Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, and just about every other city in the area has meters and wants/needs the revenue they generate.  Most are the newer meters that accept credit cards and don't allow you to put more money in to keep a space without moving your vehicle out of the range of their scanner.

It is that feature that should be used to allow these cities to make a change.  There are far too many areas where the parking meters are "one-hour parking."  It's hard enough to find a place to park on the street but then to have to get up in the middle of lunch and pull your car out and back into a space in order to avoid a $63 ticket is ridiculous.

Last year I paid for two parking tickets at my job.  Both of them were my fault.  One for parking during street cleaning hours and the other for allegedly being more than 30% outside of the parking space markers for my meter.  In both cases, they ate up most of what I made on those days.  It is expensive, but both tickets were avoidable.  My clients almost all set an alarm on their smartphones so ensure that our meeting doesn't result in a ticket for them.

If those meters were two hours rather than one hour, this wouldn't be a problem.  I suspect most people would pay for the whole two hours and then that time gets wiped away when the car pulls out before the end of the second hour.  That allows the city in question to essentially re-rent that space to the next vehicle that pulls in.  No more win-win by finding a metered space where there's time left on the meter. 

The reason the city won't make this change is because the result would be a sharp drop in the number of tickets issued.

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Random Ponderings:

Cameron Diaz says she doesn't wear deodorant and hasn't for 20 years.  If it works for you, I guess.  Other celebrities who do likewise include Matthew McConaughey and Bradley Cooper.

From the "it couldn't happen to a nicer guy" file, a man who runs child porn websites has been convicted and sentenced to 17 years in prison.  What makes it interesting is that he ran 18 Chinese language kiddie porn sites and his name is Yong Wang.  As the fired lawyer says in "Legally Blonde", 'enjoy prison.'

It's cool that a little girl gave her dad's resume to the First Lady in front of the media.  He's been out of work for three years.  He'll probably land a job out of this.  What's bothersome is that more effort will be put into putting him to work rather than focusing on the bigger picture of unemployment, immigration and income inequality.

The desperation of Joan Rivers to remain relevant has led her to take cheap shots at the victims of horrific crimes.  Equating ten years of captivity and repeatedly being raped to "cheap rent" is despicable.

Mark Cuban calls being on "Shark Tank" is "P.R. Viagra" for the contestants trying to get him or one of the other sharks to invest in their project.  It's a pretty apt analysis.  If they can't handle the "rise" in their profile, they won't make it.

Emma Stone looked incredibly gorgeous at the premiere of "The Amazing Spiderman 2."

The end of net neutrality will result in bandwidth inequality.

The former commanding officer of the Navy's Blue Angels precision flight team has been accused of encouraging a "lewd environment" in the workplace.  Anyone surprised at this?  Seems that for some officers in the military, Sexual Harassment Awareness Training is designed to make them aware of how to engage in that behavior without getting caught.

Anyone who objects to high school students inviting celebrities to their prom has forgotten the innocence of being a teen.  Dare to dream, dare to ask!

Bryan Singer's announcement that he won't take part in the media events leading up to the opening of "X-Men:  Days of Future Passed" because of the allegations being made against him will generate more publicity for the film than any junket or other attempt to hype his new film would have done.

What do Lance Armstrong and Rosie Ruiz have in common?  Both cheated and both continue to claim they won the event they cheated in.  You cheated, Lance.  Doesn't matter if everyone else was cheating.  If you were as good as you proclaimed yourself to be, you shouldn't have needed to cheat to win.  Greg LeMond was able to win without cheating.

Speaking of cheating, Michael Pineda of the NY Yankees says he will "learn something" from his ejection for being caught using pine tar.  Probably to hide the stuff better in the future.

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April 24th in History:

In 1980 on this date, a poorly planned attempt to rescue the U. S. hostages in our embassy in Iran was launched.  Why it was poorly planned and why it failed is best left for another day.  On this date I want to pay tribute to the eight men whose lives were lost out there in the sands of Iran:

Sgt John Harvey, USMC
Cpl George Holmes, Jr., USMC
SSgt Dewey Johnson, USMC
Maj Richard Bakke, USAF
Maj Harold Lewis, Jr., USAF
TSgt Joel Mayo, USAF
Maj Lyn McIntosh, USAF
Capt Charles McMillan, USAF

RIP gentlemen.


1479 BC – Thutmose III ascends to the throne of Egypt, although power effectively shifts to Hatshepsut (according to the Low Chronology of the 18th Dynasty).
1184 BC – Traditional date of the fall of Troy.
1547 – Battle of Mühlberg. Duke of Alba, commanding Spanish-Imperial forces of Charles I of Spain, defeats the troops of Schmalkaldic League.
1558 – Mary, Queen of Scots, marries the Dauphin of France, François, at Notre Dame de Paris.
1704 – The first regular newspaper in British Colonial America, the News-Letter, is published in Boston, Massachusetts.
1800 – The United States Library of Congress is established when President John Adams signs legislation to appropriate $5,000 USD to purchase "such books as may be necessary for the use of Congress".
1877 – Russo-Turkish War: Russian Empire declares war on Ottoman Empire.
1885 – American sharpshooter Annie Oakley is hired by Nate Salsbury to be a part of Buffalo Bill's Wild West.
1895 – Joshua Slocum, the first person to sail single-handedly around the world, sets sail from Boston, Massachusetts aboard the sloop "Spray".
1904 – The Lithuanian press ban is lifted after almost 40 years.
1907 – Hersheypark, founded by Milton S. Hershey for the exclusive use of his employees, is opened.
1913 – The Woolworth Building skyscraper in New York City is opened.
1914 – The Franck–Hertz experiment, a pillar of quantum mechanics, is presented to the German Physical Society.
1915 – The arrest of 250 Armenian intellectuals and community leaders in Istanbul marks the beginning of the Armenian Genocide.
1916 – Easter Rising: The Irish Republican Brotherhood led by nationalists Patrick Pearse, James Connolly, and Joseph Plunkett starts a rebellion in Ireland.
1916 – Ernest Shackleton and five men of the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition launch a lifeboat from uninhabited Elephant Island in the Southern Ocean to organise a rescue for the ice-trapped ship Endurance.
1918 – First tank-to-tank combat, at Villers-Bretonneux, France, when three British Mark IVs meet three German A7Vs.
1922 – The first segment of the Imperial Wireless Chain providing wireless telegraphy between Leafield in Oxfordshire, England, and Cairo, Egypt, comes into operation.
1923 – In Vienna, the paper Das Ich und das Es (The Ego and the Id) by Sigmund Freud is published, which outlines Freud's theories of the id, ego, and super-ego.
1926 – The Treaty of Berlin is signed. Germany and the Soviet Union each pledge neutrality in the event of an attack on the other by a third party for the next five years.
1932 – Benny Rothman leads the mass trespass of Kinder Scout, leading to substantial legal reforms in the United Kingdom.
1933 – Nazi Germany begins its persecution of Jehovah's Witnesses by shutting down the Watch Tower Society office in Magdeburg.
1953 – Winston Churchill is knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
1955 – The Bandung Conference ends: Twenty-nine non-aligned nations of Asia and Africa finish a meeting that condemns colonialism, racism, and the Cold War.
1957 – Suez Crisis: The Suez Canal is reopened following the introduction of UNEF peacekeepers to the region.
1957 – The BBC first broadcast The Sky at Night presented by Patrick Moore
1963 – Marriage of HRH Princess Alexandra of Kent to the Hon Angus Ogilvy at Westminster Abbey in London.
1965 – Civil war breaks out in the Dominican Republic when Colonel Francisco Caamaño, overthrows the triumvirate that had been in power since the coup d'état against Juan Bosch.
1967 – Cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov dies in Soyuz 1 when its parachute fails to open. He is the first human to die during a space mission.
1967 – Vietnam War: American General William Westmoreland says in a news conference that the enemy had "gained support in the United States that gives him hope that he can win politically that which he cannot win militarily."
1968 – Mauritius becomes a member state of the United Nations.
1970 – The first Chinese satellite, Dong Fang Hong I, is launched.
1970 – The Gambia becomes a republic within the Commonwealth of Nations, with Dawda Jawara as the first President.
1971 – Soyuz 10 docks with Salyut 1.
1980 – Eight U.S. servicemen die in Operation Eagle Claw as they attempt to end the Iran hostage crisis.
1990 – STS-31: The Hubble Space Telescope is launched from the Space Shuttle Discovery.  Shuttle mission STS-31 lifts off, carrying Hubble into orbit.
1990 – Gruinard Island, Scotland, is officially declared free of the anthrax disease after 48 years of quarantine.
1993 – An IRA bomb devastates the Bishopsgate area of London.
1996 – In the United States, the Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996 is passed into law.
2004 – The United States lifts economic sanctions imposed on Libya 18 years previously, as a reward for its cooperation in eliminating weapons of mass destruction.
2005 – Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is inaugurated as the 265th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church taking the name Pope Benedict XVI.
2005 – Snuppy becomes world's first cloned dog.
2013 – A building collapses near Dhaka, Bangladesh, killing 1,129 people and injuring 2,500 others.

Famous Folk Born On April 24th:

Saint Vincent de Paul
Edmund Cartwright
Philippe Petain
Oscar Zariski
Robert Penn Warren
William Joyce
William Castle
David Blackwell
J. D. Cannon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDWJmrt-5I4)
Ruth Kobart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2q4NPa56v0 she's the bus driver)
Richard Donner (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDOpSxgKahY)
Patricia Bosworth (author of a really good biography of Marlon Brando)
Shirley MacLaine (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2UVul29CM)
Jill Ireland (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhr1Q-v0YH0)
Sue Grafton
Richard Holbrooke
Richard M. Daley
Eric Bogosian (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBXfBmlw5Bk)
Michael O'Keefe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTa94kSlV0U)
Mumia Abu-Jamal
Cedric The Entertainer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEj0R15q8bw)
Chipper Jones
Eric Kripke
Derek Luke (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXWiCWnW304)
Carlos Beltran
Eric Balfour (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnti2JFK5gA)
Austin Nichols (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgj5zjRAXcc)


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

President Obama goes where few get to go and other eye-catching news headlines



When the President of the United States dines with another world leader, that's news.  But when President Obama met Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe outside Sukiyabashi Jiro that went beyond news.  That was awesome.  Owned and operated by 88 year old Jiro Ono, it usually has a five week waiting list for one of the ten seats, and an average meal runs more than $400 per person.  If you'd like to know more about the sushi of Jiro, see the film "Jiro Dreams of Sushi".  My review of that film is here http://www.tailslate.net/jiro-dreams-of-sushi-will-make-your-mouth-water/

Five former members of the Buffalo Jills, the cheer squad for the NFL's Buffalo Bills have become the latest such unit to sue the team they once cheered for, claiming wage law violations.

In an unrelated story, the Bills are going to pay out $3.1 million to settle a class action lawsuit

Lindsay Lohan has been quoted, allegedly saying that Jennifer Lawrence sleeps around to get choice acting roles, but LiLo's rep claims these quotes were fabricated.  Stay tuned.


The NYPD asked people to tweet photos of themselves with their officers as part of a community outreach effort, but the response they received was not what they'd hoped for.

A teenager from Connecticut has won a five year battle to get McDonald's to stop labeling the toys in its Happy Meals as "boy toys" and "girl toys."  She started on her quest when she was just 11.

Lupita Nyong'o has been named People Magazine's "Most Beautiful" of 2014.

The fan who caught the baseball that Albert Pujols rocketed into the stands for his 500th home run asked for almost nothing in return.  Reporter's note:  How refreshing.

Actress Laura Prepon has debunked (for now) rumors that she is dating Tom Cruise.

The Sherpas who guide climbers to the top of Mount Everest are now saying they will not work again this year, to honor the 16 of them who died in a major avalanche near the top of the mountain.


That's Rumer Willis, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, flashing her pink undies along with all that visible flesh.  Reporter's note:  She's apparently trying to increase her exposure.

A judge in Kansas has granted the petition of convicted PFC Bradley Manning to legally change her name to Chelsea Elizabeth Manning.  The judge's order requires the Army to change her name on its records, but not to transfer her to a prison for women.

Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s wife, Sara Kapfer, has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences.  She is seeking joint custody of their three children.  Reporter's note:  Now he's going to be the having to "show me the money."

Did Steve Wynn calling President Obama "an asshole" cause an inebriated George Clooney to storm away from the table where they were sharing dinner with others?  Apparently so.

More than 1,100 IRS workers who were delinquent in paying their own income tax obligations received performance bonuses in the form of both cash awards, and extra paid time off.  A bill that would require federal employees who were "seriously delinquent" in their federal tax obligations to be fired.  Of course, Congress exempted itself from the bill, which died in committee.

April 23rd marks the 3,927th consecutive episode of "The Jerry Springer Show" that featured at least two references to lesbians.

Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg was not in Colorado last weekend, smoking weed, as shown in an image that quickly went viral.