The DNC Kangaroo Court
Ladies, Gentlemen and the Transgendered, please rise. The Kangaroo Court of the Democratic National Committee is now in session. The Honorable Donna Brazile presiding. Thank you. Please be seated. The chief prosecutor, the less than honorable Deborah Wasserman Schultz will now read the charges.
"This is the case of the Democratic National Committee's Kangaroo Court versus United States Senator Bernie Sanders and his Bernie Bros. The charges are as follows:
Count 1. That Senator Sanders and his minions attempted to thwart the nomination of our party's chosen candidate, Secretary Hillary Clinton.
Count 2. That Senator Sanders is a "Johnny-Come-Lately" to the Democratic Party, in spite of the fact that he has caucused with us for years, giving us a critical 51-49 majority in the Senate at a time when Dick "Shoot Em Up" Cheney was the Vice-President and could have broken any ties in favor of the hated Republicans.
Count 3. That Senator Sanders attempted to stop our concerted, concentrated efforts to shatter the highest glass ceiling in the land, by trying to thwart our plan to nominate a woman to serve as President of this nation.
Count 4. That Senator Sanders refused to drop out of the race, even after it was clear we would stop at nothing to prevent his being nominated.
These are the charges as presented this day, the less than honorable Deborah Wasserman Schultz, chief accuser. This is my last duty as Chairperson of the DNC and I will now transition into my new position as a high-level operative in the Clinton for President Campaign."
Do we need to wait for the verdict, since this is a Kangaroo Court? I think not.
"This is the case of the Democratic National Committee's Kangaroo Court versus United States Senator Bernie Sanders and his Bernie Bros. The charges are as follows:
Count 1. That Senator Sanders and his minions attempted to thwart the nomination of our party's chosen candidate, Secretary Hillary Clinton.
Count 2. That Senator Sanders is a "Johnny-Come-Lately" to the Democratic Party, in spite of the fact that he has caucused with us for years, giving us a critical 51-49 majority in the Senate at a time when Dick "Shoot Em Up" Cheney was the Vice-President and could have broken any ties in favor of the hated Republicans.
Count 3. That Senator Sanders attempted to stop our concerted, concentrated efforts to shatter the highest glass ceiling in the land, by trying to thwart our plan to nominate a woman to serve as President of this nation.
Count 4. That Senator Sanders refused to drop out of the race, even after it was clear we would stop at nothing to prevent his being nominated.
These are the charges as presented this day, the less than honorable Deborah Wasserman Schultz, chief accuser. This is my last duty as Chairperson of the DNC and I will now transition into my new position as a high-level operative in the Clinton for President Campaign."
Do we need to wait for the verdict, since this is a Kangaroo Court? I think not.
posted by me at 5:42 AM
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