Potential Running Mates for Donald Trump

Who in the world wants to be Donald Trump's running mate?  Ohio Governor John Kasich and Florida Senator Marco Rubio have already said they won't do it.  So has former National Security Advisor and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.  So here are a few suggestions that Mr. Trump may want to consider.

Given he is such a serious candidate, perhaps someone like this can "balance" the ticket.

Or perhaps someone from Trump's earlier life.

At least this guy has some experience as a president, albeit as president of a hair club for men.

Of course, Sy Sperling isn't just the President of the Hair Club for Men, he's also a client.  Then again, there was some talk that Mr. Trump would seek out someone with real political experience.  How about a former mayor and governor?

Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a great resume to be Trump's choice for VP.  Military experience, star of unreality television and then governor of Minnesota.  It is a shame the next Republican isn't eligible to be Trump's running mate.

Of course if the former Gubinator gets pregnant again, he might resign without warning.

The really sad thing about all of this nonsense is that there is no good running mate for Trump, because Trump shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the White House, except if he's taking the tour with a group of tourists.