Friday, February 07, 2014

What did Shakespeare mean with "...kill all the lawyers"??

People have argued for centuries about whether Shakespeare's dialogue about killing all the lawyers is extoling or condemning those who practice law.  While I may tell a lawyer joke or two on occasion (like what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?  Your Honor.  What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 85?  Mr. Senator) I actually have a lot of respect for lawyers.  The honest ones anyway. 

Lawyers are expensive, and they command high salaries.  Partners at major law firms earn millions of dollars and according to the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics says that in 2012, the median salary for attorneys in the U. S. was more than $113,000.

There is something to be said for experience, particularly in complex fields like the law.  Marsha J. Moutrie is the City Attorney for the City of Santa Monica, my hometown.  A city that can't live within its means and therefore is allowing growth at a frenetic pace in order to broaden the tax base.  With over 20 years of experience in this position, she deserves more than the $110,000 salary she started at in 1993.

But is she really worth $404,764.50 annually?  Does she need an top assistance city attorney (Joseph P. Lawrence) whose total compensation is right behind hers, at $399,168.14?  In 2012, there were 13 attorneys working for the S. M. City Attorney's office on a list of attorneys with the title city attorney or assistant city attorney provided by TransparentCalifornia.com and all but one of them were earning over $300,000 at the time.


NameYear
Admitted to the Bar
Joseph P. Lawrence1977
Marsha J. Moutrie1976
Alan L. Seltzer1980
Adam Radinsky1986
Jeanette Schachtner1984
Lance S. Gams1986
Barry A. Rosenbaum1984
Anthony Serritella1976
Carol Rohr1979
Terry L. White1984
Eriko Matsumoto1985
David W. Armstrong1992
Gary W. Rhoades1993 

There are some who think these salaries are too high.  I was one of them at first glance.  But now that I've done a little research, finding that each of these attorneys who were on the payroll at that time had so much experience, I don't really have a problem with it.  Yes, Marsha Moutrie is earning more than double what California Attorney General Kamala Harris earns, but the difference in their tenure on their respective jobs is extreme.  Further, you have to pay top salaries to attract and keep the best and brightest.  So while at a glance, these salaries seem a bit excessive, I don't think they're too high.  Unless of course the residents of Santa Monica want their city attorney's office to start hiring recent law school grads to handle the important work of that office.

So why do the salaries seem so high?  Cost-of-living-adjustments, known as COLAs, only these COLAs aren't nearly as sweet to the taxpayers who are forced to swallow them.  If Ms Moutrie's base salary of $110,000 had been increased by an average of 5% per year over her 20 year tenure, it would now be $277,965.  It sits at $288,919.  It's the same concept as saving for retirement.  You keep adding to the account and it keeps growing.

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An era has ended with Jay Leno doing his "final" episode of the Tonight Show.  I put the word final in quotes because in my mind, if Jimmy Fallon doesn't deliver strong ratings as Leno's replacement, NBC may choose to bring him back yet again.

Jay Leno's 22 year tenure in that chair, second only to Johnny Carson's 30 years there, is simply amazing.  The first time he departed, opening the door for Conan O'Brien, ratings fell through the floor.  They didn't improve at first when O'Brien left and Leno returned.  But eventually Leno regained and held onto the top spot in ratings among late night talk shows. 

In spite of the higher ratings toward the end of his tenure, Leno's last few years did not deliver audience counts as high as he had back in the late 1990s and early 2000s.  That's not his fault.  When he first started, the only competition in his time slot was David Letterman.  Last night, the night of Leno's final show, David Letterman's show was on CBS, Jimmy Kimmel's show was on ABC and Arsenio Hall's show is aired on various stations.  Chelsea Handler, Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert, among others, have shows on various cable networks.  Clearly it is fragmentation of the audience for late-night talk shows and not a reduction in Leno's popularity that has caused his #1 ratings numbers to be lower toward the end of his tenure.

Why is Jay Leno so popular?  The answer can be found in two very special Southern California locations.  One is the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach.  Leno can be found there every Sunday night, trying out material.  He's down to earth, approachable and definitely interested in the audience's appreciation (or lack thereof) for his material. 

The other location is Bob's Big Boy restaurant in Burbank on Friday nights.  Every Friday, starting at 3 in the afternoon and running well into the night, owners of classic cars gather there.  They admire each other's cars, grab some burgers and fries and have a great time.  Leno is often found there, with one of the many cars in his collection.  He's just another car guy, not the star of a late night talk show, on those nights.

I enjoy Jimmy Fallon, but I will miss Jay Leno's monologue, skits and ability to get guests to really open up.

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Random ponderings:

I don't watch American Idol, but after seeing how one contestant's mother reacted to her daughter being sent home, I'm thinking parents there to watch their kids perform should be muzzled and chained to their chairs.  Okay, maybe just make them sign an agreement not to horn in on their kid's interview after being sent home.

Jay Leno's final monologue hit one nail squarely on the head, isn't it sad that O. J. Simpson still hasn't found the real killer of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman?  Is he too busy eating at the prison cafeteria to look these days?

If you're going to sue Paramount Pictures and Tom Cruise personally and claim they stole your screenplay to make "Mission Impossible:  Ghost Protocol", might as well sue for $1 billion.

It's interesting how in this day and age you can become good friends with people you may never meet in person.

Given the amount of episodes of "The Jerry Springer Show" that involve or focus on lesbians, when he's ready to retire, Howard Stern is the obvious replacement host.

While I'm not a fan of Senator Dianne Feinstein, she did NOT say "...all veterans are mentally ill and the government should prevent them from owning firearms."  What she did say was still objectionable.

Would it bother you to get a credit card offer addressed like this?


I'm dying to hear the explanation from Bank of American of how this happened.

Since last baseball season ended, the best move the Dodgers made was locking up Clayton Kershaw.  The second-best move they made was retaining manager Don Mattingly.

I'll never fly on an airplane that has pay toilets.  What if I didn't have correct change?

I nominate Justin Beiber's father for Father of the Year, 2014.  Worst Father of the Year, 2014.

AOL's CEO puts foot in mouth again.  More on this in tomorrow's blog.

Paris Hilton wishes she had 1/10th of the talent of Reese Witherspoon.

Leonard Nimoy says quitting smoking will make you live longer.  Prospering is not promised by the Star Trek actor.

There really is a national grocery bagging championship in Las Vegas??  (yes, there is)

Only heartless bureaucrats would force the mother of a dying pre-teen to provide proof that he's dying in order to keep him from being forced to take some stupid exam.  Naturally this is going on in Florida.

The saddest thing about the Enid, OK restaurant owner who uses vile language to express his thoughts on not serving homosexuals, African-Americans, Hispanics and the disabled is that most of that city's population who don't fall into one of those groupings won't care about his blatant discrimination.

My thanks to the A&E network for today's binge-a-thon of Parking Wars.

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457 – Leo I becomes emperor of the Byzantine Empire.
1074 – Pandulf IV of Benevento is killed battling the invading Normans at the Battle of Montesarchio.
1301 – Edward of Caernarvon (later King Edward II of England) becomes the first English Prince of Wales.
1497 – The bonfire of the vanities occurs in which supporters of Girolamo Savonarola burn thousands of objects like cosmetics, art, and books in Florence, Italy.
1783 – American Revolutionary War: French and Spanish forces lift the Great Siege of Gibraltar.
1795 – The 11th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified.
1807 – Napoleonic Wars: Battle of Eylau – Napoléon's French Empire begins fighting against Russian and Prussian forces of the Fourth Coalition at Eylau, Poland.
1812 – The strongest in a series of earthquakes strikes New Madrid, Missouri.
1813 – Action of 7 February 1813: stalemate two evenly matched frigates from the French Navy and the British Royal Navy, Aréthuse and HMS Amelia.
1819 – Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles leaves Singapore after just taking it over, leaving it in the hands of William Farquhar.
1842 – Battle of Debre Tabor: Ras Ali Alula, Regent of the Emperor of Ethiopia defeats warlord Wube Haile Maryam of Semien.
1856 – The colonial Tasmanian Parliament passes the second piece of legislation (the Electoral Act of 1856) anywhere in the world providing for elections by way of a secret ballot.
1863 – HMS Orpheus sinks off the coast of Auckland, New Zealand, killing 189.
1894 – The Cripple Creek miner's strike, led by the Western Federation of Miners, begins in Cripple Creek, Colorado.
1897 – Greco-Turkish War: The first full-scale battle takes place when the Greek expeditionary force in Crete defeats a 4,000-strong Ottoman force at Livadeia.
1898 – Émile Zola is brought to trial for libel for publishing J'Accuse.
1900 – Second Boer War: British troops fail in their third attempt to lift the Siege of Ladysmith.
1904 – A fire in Baltimore, Maryland destroys over 1,500 buildings in 30 hours.
1907 – The Mud March is the first large procession organized by the National Union of Women's Suffrage Societies (NUWSS).
1935 – The classic board game Monopoly is invented.
1940 – The second full length animated Walt Disney film, Pinocchio, premieres.
1943 – Imperial Japanese naval forces complete the evacuation of Imperial Japanese Army troops from Guadalcanal during Operation Ke, ending Japanese attempts to retake the island from Allied forces in the Guadalcanal Campaign.
1944 – World War II: In Anzio, Italy, German forces launch a counteroffensive during the Allied Operation Shingle.
1951 – Korean War: Sancheong-Hamyang massacre
1962 – The United States bans all Cuban imports and exports.
1964 – The Beatles first arrive in the United States. Their performance on The Ed Sullivan Show two days later would mark the beginning of the British Invasion.
1974 – Grenada gains independence from the United Kingdom.
1979 – Pluto moves inside Neptune's orbit for the first time since either was discovered.
1984 – Space Shuttle program: STS-41-B Mission – Astronauts Bruce McCandless II and Robert L. Stewart make the first untethered space walk using the Manned Maneuvering Unit (MMU).
1986 – Twenty-eight years of one-family rule end in Haiti, when President Jean-Claude Duvalier flees the Caribbean nation.
1990 – Dissolution of the Soviet Union: The Central Committee of the Soviet Communist Party agrees to give up its monopoly on power.
1991 – Haiti's first democratically-elected president, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, is sworn in.
1992 – The Maastricht Treaty is signed, leading to the creation of the European Union.
1995 – Ramzi Yousef, the mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, is arrested in Islamabad, Pakistan.
1999 – Crown Prince Abdullah becomes the King of Jordan on the death of his father, King Hussein.
2009 – Bushfires in Victoria left 173 dead in the worst natural disaster in Australia's history.
2012 – President Mohamed Nasheed of the Republic of Maldives resigns, after 23 days of anti-governmental protests calling for the release of Chief Judge unlawfully arrested by the military.

Famous Folk Born on February 7th:

Buster Crabbe
Thomas More
John Deere
Charles Dickens
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Alfred Adler
Sinclair Lewis
Eubie Blake
Oleg Antonov
Ramon Mercader (the man who assassinated Leon Trotsky)
Patsy Swayze
Gay Talese
King Curtis
Herb Kohl
Sammy Johns (I guess only Chevy's vans were worth writing songs about)
Pete Postlethwaite (brilliant actor - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l39Cvj8iUZg)
Ross Lonsberry
Joe English
Emo Philips
James Spader
Garth Brooks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM)
Eddie Izzard
Jason Gedrick
Chris Rock
Robyn Lively
Steve Nash (dude, it's time to retire)
Ashton Kutcher
Tina Majorino

In honor of the birthdate of the late Pete Postlethwaite, today's movie quotes come from the brilliant film that garnered him an Oscar nomination, "In the Name of the Father"

[Speaking to people outside the court]
Gerry Conlon: I'm an innocent man. I spent 15 years in prison for something I didn't do. I watched my father die in a British prison for something he didn't do. And this government still says he's guilty. I want to tell them that until my father is proved innocent, until all the people involved in this case are proved innocent, until the guilty ones are brought to justice, I will fight on. In the name of my father and of the truth!

#2

Giuseppe Conlon: I want you have some respect.
Gerry Conlon: Respect for who?
Giuseppe Conlon: For yourself.

#3

Gerry Conlon: Was I always bad, was I?
Giuseppe Conlon: Not always.
Gerry Conlon: I don't deserve to spend the rest of my life in here do I?
Giuseppe Conlon: All they done was block out the light.
[points to his head]
Giuseppe Conlon: They can't block out the light in here.

#4

Gerry Conlon: When can I go back to Belfast?
Detective: Next time you'll see Belfast, they'll be flying day trips to the moon.
Gerry Conlon: I always wanted to be an astronaut.