Wrong Movie Quotes

Got this idea from Regal Movies, who I follow on Twitter.  But the quotes are all mine.  Obviously they are intentional misquotes of famous movie lines:

"What we have here is failure to ejaculate."

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't undersand." (that's also the answer to, what do you get when you cross a mafia godfather with an economist)

"You had me at goodbye."

"My name is Bond.  Savings Bond."

"Love means always being forced to say I'm sorry."

"There's no place like Hooters."

"You can mangle the truth, you're a politician."

"If you build it, he may lease some office space."

"There's no crying in foosball."

"I feel the need, the need for methamphetamines."

Feel free to add on.